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All that needs to be known of General Straightjacket is that she is a General of the Firenation Army.

If you are important enough, you may already know more. If not, you may certainly become important enough to know more--though, that is highly unlikely. Unless you're really cool. Like the Firelord.



General Straightjacket is not really a General. She is a War Minister, but the Firelord thinks that "General Straightjacket" sounds much more threatening. To which, General Straightjacket agrees. <3



Here are some facts about Straightjacket:
` She assassinated General Chin for his position and moved up in rank on her own.

` She was the very first person of the Fire Nation Army to become high-ranking--or gain any class, for that matter--through assassination.

` She enjoys baking cakes for the Firelord. Very. Much.

` She enjoys the Firelord's no-longer-traitorous-son, but respects that he is now semi-property of Mai, and will back off (butsecretlyfangirlinthecorner).

` She WILL overtake the northern water tribe one day. But then leave it in the hands of one of her trusted fleet of either Generals or Commander Mikairi [as she seems to take a liking to the thought of Water Nation pets men. It is far too cold there for Straightjacket to stay and rule. And it is horrible on her hair.


Other than that, General Straightjacket cares not for your opinion of her. The Firelord will dominate you all one day, anyway, so your opinions won't matter for long. <3

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Bite the Pillow and Take It

In my youth, I took a trip. My first inicial acid trip... and it hit me like a ton of bricks. My eyes, they quickly dialated. I began hollucinating.. at the tender age of seventeen.


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Sakura Sagumi

Report | 10/01/2010 11:42 pm

Sakura Sagumi

Owo!
Lunel the Bandit King

Report | 12/03/2008 8:02 am

Lunel the Bandit King

hello general straightjacket im general tolga
Malicious Pastry

Report | 11/13/2008 2:52 am

Malicious Pastry

Nice avatar~
mr misha collins

Report | 08/02/2008 3:18 pm

mr misha collins

Yessum, I t'am a boy now, lulz.
mr misha collins

Report | 06/09/2008 12:53 pm

mr misha collins

COME BACK. I MISS YOU.
NOZV

Report | 10/20/2007 8:24 pm

NOZV

*Bows to you*



Fire nation army
mr misha collins

Report | 10/10/2007 3:04 pm

mr misha collins

THANK YOU, THANK YOU. *Bows.*
mr misha collins

Report | 10/02/2007 5:28 pm

mr misha collins

HOLYSHITSS.



Lol, what a day for you to come back on my berfinday!
Zoaki

Report | 09/29/2007 9:06 pm

Zoaki

welcome
Zoaki

Report | 09/29/2007 1:43 pm

Zoaki

nice



avi

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I am General Straightjacket of the Fire Nation Army.

Join the Firenation Army or die. <3