If you are important enough, you may already know more. If not, you may certainly become important enough to know more--though, that is highly unlikely. Unless you're really cool. Like the Firelord.
General Straightjacket is not really a General. She is a War Minister, but the Firelord thinks that "General Straightjacket" sounds much more threatening. To which, General Straightjacket agrees. <3
Here are some facts about Straightjacket:
` She assassinated General Chin for his position and moved up in rank on her own.
` She was the very first person of the Fire Nation Army to become high-ranking--or gain any class, for that matter--through assassination.
` She enjoys baking cakes for the Firelord. Very. Much.
` She enjoys the Firelord's no-longer-traitorous-son, but respects that he is now semi-property of Mai, and will back off (butsecretlyfangirlinthecorner).
` She WILL overtake the northern water tribe one day. But then leave it in the hands of one of her trusted fleet of either Generals or Commander Mikairi [as she seems to take a liking to the thought of Water Nation pets men. It is far too cold there for Straightjacket to stay and rule. And it is horrible on her hair.
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Bite the Pillow and Take It
In my youth, I took a trip. My first inicial acid trip... and it hit me like a ton of bricks. My eyes, they quickly dialated. I began hollucinating.. at the tender age of seventeen.
I am General Straightjacket of the Fire Nation Army.
Join the Firenation Army or die. <3