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I am the pirate Stowaway. I sneaked aboard Captain Hawks ship. Her in her mercifulness has allowed me to stay. Although I don't know if she'd do that if she knew I was stealing and selling stuff from the ship...I also steal her food and energy drinks and put them somewhere else to confuse the crew. I mostly stay below deck and out of the way lest her wrath fall upon me.
Right now the crew is in search of treasure. We have come so close a lot of times, but the navigator always gets..distracted. And then the Captain throws the navigator into the brig. Or makes him walk the plank..Or ties him upside down to the mast..but that be because we did that to her once when we wanted to party at the port we were at...
I like treasure as much as the next pirate, but with the Captain..that's obsession..a dangerous obsession.
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In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do