AboutTHIS PROFILE IS MY TRIBUTE TO JACK FROST
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect.
Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but WE don't agree with that!
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me!
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
I enjoy interesting pointless facts like: Did you know a cockroach's favourite food is the glue on envelopes? lol... and I thought I had strange food cravings.
And for those who haven't heard.... Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!! (film at 11:00)
I would like to take a moment to say goodbye to a dear friend... Reo. She was a gentle spirit, faithful friend. Reo is/was the last link to my son's childhood. He was her boy pet. He was 12 or so when his dad brought Reo home for him. A 4th of July puppy.. & oh my did she set off fireworks in my son's eyes. He needed a big dog to romp & play with.
As my son aged... so did Reo.
And on Sunday, August 12,2007 Reo died here at home.
A friend shared this with me:
My Furever Friend
I know it must be different now, that I am no longer here.
I can see how much I was loved and how all of you did care.
It will be hard at first when you look around for me,
hoping to find me lying on my bed, or outside by my favorite tree.
But someday what you will see, although it'll take some time,
is that you brought happiness to me and forever it will be mine.
Remember, it's the family I had, that meant the most to me, so please don't be sad, it was just my time to leave.
May our friendship last forever;
May I sail upon your sea.
May we go through life together;
May there always be a "we."
May I be your endless sky;
May you breathe my gentle air.
May you never wonder why
Each time you look for me, I'm there.
May we be for each a smile
Like the warm, life-giving sun;
Yet when we're in pain awhile,
May our suffering be one.
May we share our special days,
The happiness of one for two;
And if we must go separate ways,
Let my love remain with you.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump." LOL... I wonder what the CB would do with that info!!
China has more English speakers than the United States. I live in the USA & I believe that 100%!!!!
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. (not that I'm giving any of you slashers hints...lol)
Someone please explain to me why almonds are members of the peach family. Anyone????
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Daily Finds ~ Things of Interest
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Black History IS American History!!
Accepting random friend requests is like having sex with strangers. You never know what your going to catch!