Still The Fastest

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Registered: 11/25/2006

Gender: Female

Birthday: 04/06

Occupation: CEO


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I am the fastest vendor that has ever existed on this this site. The marketplace is my dominion, and I roam my castle like a king.

If you think you're faster, you're high. But, by all means, try me. You won't stand a chance. I've spent nine years (as of August 2015) perfecting my vending style. I have one of the fastest internet connections in the country (125Mbps, with a 25ms ping to Gaia's servers), and one of the fastest on the site. I own the marketplace.


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Pxin Report | 07/09/2015 4:50 pm
Wow. Kudos to you for your dedication. I'm probably one of the worst and most impatient vendors on here, so I have a lot of respect for users like you who vend so strategically.
Your store sale score just goes to show how great a job you're doing, haha.
Pxin Report | 07/09/2015 4:43 pm
Pxin Report | 07/09/2015 4:41 pm
I thank you for buying my products! I am also curious as to what you mean by "fastest vendor." If you're currently not doing anything and have a chance to explain, feel free.
Regardless if you do or not, have a great afternoon.
Angel of Broken Hearts777 Report | 07/09/2015 3:23 pm
Angel of Broken Hearts777
OMG you are so fast! CX Thank you for buying!
Botan of Spirit World Report | 06/17/2015 8:02 pm
Botan of Spirit World
Thanks for buying biggrin You are indeed the fastest in catching that 1g buy.
tommy chongs kid Report | 06/03/2015 5:44 pm
tommy chongs kid

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one day i hope i can be as awesome as you are

Cannibalistic-Insanity Report | 05/25/2015 6:59 am
Your stat's is the best description of gaias economy ever !
funny lol lol Report | 05/21/2015 6:21 pm
funny lol lol
Thanks for buying my shitty items heart
Lea Angela Report | 05/21/2015 4:57 pm
Lea Angela
Thanks for buying !!!! biggrin
Prism Pixels Report | 05/18/2015 9:17 pm
Prism Pixels
that item you bought from my shop has the wrong price, it was my ******** up. Would you PLEASE let me buy it back from you for the price you bought it? I'd be forever grateful.


I'm still the fastest vendor on Gaia. You can deny it, but your attempts to beat me are futile. Message me before you dump items in the marketplace and I'll prove it.

"I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away."


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Send me a labelled trade for 2.5% off. If you wish to trade, you must be ready to immediately accept. I will NOT wait for you.

If my item does not appear to be selling, feel free to message me an offer. HOWEVER, I will not respond to lowballs.

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