I am the fastest vendor that has ever existed on this this site. The marketplace is my dominion, and I roam my castle like a king.
If you think you're faster, you're high. But, by all means, try me. You won't stand a chance. I've spent eight years perfecting my vending style. I have one of the fastest internet connections in the country, and one of the fastest on the site. I own the marketplace.
I come back to a worthless account after a year of not logging in, and I'm STILL the fastest vendor on the site. At this point, I'm not even trying either.
Transgender and proud