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Registered: 10/02/2011

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The Legend

Name: Sterkenburg
Short Name: Sterk
Occupation: Knight

Ah, hello, Gaia. As you can see, I'm Sterkenburg. You can call me Sterk, if it's easier. Formerly I lived in a totally separate place from here, but an acquaintance of mine was practicing syntheses, and there was a bright light, and... I awoke here. Unfortunately, when I awoke, I was surrounded by plastic lawn decorations. Flamingos and gnomes were everywhere, as far as the eye could see! And much to my surprise, they were attacking.

My christening in this inanimate violence was harrowing, but nonetheless it taught me much about Gaia's plight. For now, at least, I have decided to delay my attempts to return home, in order to serve a greater good.

Even if that greater good means getting stuck standing out over open air in the Gauntlet.

No, I don't roleplay Sterk usually. I just thought I'd be silly and keep up appearances.

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Arria Report | 10/01/2013 1:32 am
Happy birthday, you. ^_^
Lativee Report | 10/01/2012 8:54 pm
Happy birthday~!
Lady Galadriel618 Report | 09/04/2012 5:36 pm
Lady Galadriel618
Hope the hobbling isn't too tough a go for you over the coming weeks. Feel better soon! emotion_bandaid
doglover04005 Report | 09/03/2012 6:24 pm
I'm sorry to hear about your leg sir knight; I hope that it gets better soon!
Lativee Report | 06/01/2012 6:31 pm
biggrin STERK. What's going on?
StkNavi Report | 04/04/2012 11:28 pm
Pleasure to meet you. Thank you for the add biggrin
Glasswinged-Anime-Addict Report | 02/20/2012 9:34 pm
Hey. You're awesomest.
I win.
So there
Glasswinged-Anime-Addict Report | 02/15/2012 7:18 pm
Hey. You're awesome
Lady Galadriel618 Report | 02/06/2012 2:16 pm
Lady Galadriel618
Congrats on the new job, Sterk! I hope it's something you enjoy doing! biggrin
doglover04005 Report | 02/05/2012 6:05 pm
You're welcome kind sir.
That sounds about right. ^-^


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