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Birthday: 09/14

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Hey. My name is Jonas (yes like the Weezer song). I'm bisexual, but I prefer guys, I work in a resturaunt as a busboy cuz i refuse to wait tables (I'm not very people-friendly), and I take a lot of medication to keep myself sane.

I live in a tiny-a** town in northern-lower Michigan. It's really boring here and there's not a lot to do except get stoned, drink, and have sex... and do redneck things, but alas I am no redneck. (Seriously I know people who have tipped their own cows.) Also, I don't get high anymore and although I enjoy being drunk, there's few people around here I'd actually consider having sex with (you know who you are). I just opened a new account cuz I got sick of my old one and all the people on it so, i figured I'd start anew.

Anyways, I'm a writer. I write sci-fi, horror, and fantasy... usually all at the same time, which can be pretty interesting even if it is a bit out there. Maybe I'll post some stuff later. I also like to draw and paint. Especially painting... i like to paint naked chicks. I also play bass and rhythm guitar and i write songs, and a lot of lyrics. I'll probaby post some of those too. I sing too. I'm actually a pretty good singer if i do say so myself. I kick a** on Rock Band smilies/icon_razz.gif.

So, I also like to read. The most recent thing I've read is the Hunger Games trilogy which was fantastic in my opinion, though the movie could've been better. I like to read the same kind of stuff I write = sci-fi, horror and fantasy. Check my interests for my fave authors, but to name a few I like Philip K. d**k, Clive Barker, Isaac Asimov, and H.P. Lovecraft. (I like a lot of old literature, i dunno why.)

I watch a lot of tv. I'm addicted to crime dramas mostly. My favorite being Law and Order: Special Victims Unit (otherwise known simply as SVU), though Criminal Minds is a close second (i'm madly in love with Spencer Reid lol).

I'm not a hardcore gamer, but I'm pretty into videogames. I likes me my old-school games the best. My favourite game of all time is Starfox for the N64. Some other faves are Final Fantasy 4-9, the Zelda franchise- A Link to the Past, Ocarina of Time, and Windwaker being my personal faves. I also like fighting games the best of which being Soul Calibur 2 and Super Smash Bros. Melee both for the Game Cube.

Anyhoozels, that's about it. Look me up on Facebook: Jonas Lee R. Chapman or shoot me an email: jonasleechapman@gmail.com or just contact me here as I'm usually on. Also contact me on Skype (same as my Gaia username).

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CommercialsEatUrBrain Report | 03/14/2014 12:30 am
I love how you text me you smexy beast =D
beatch50 Report | 11/27/2013 3:35 am
Thanks 4 buying the ink. Happy Thanksgiving
!d!ot Amer!ca Report | 06/30/2013 1:49 pm
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Your ¡Viva la Gloria! quote in your signature struck my fancy and made my day. Thank you.
Giggle Bunny Snorts Report | 05/01/2013 2:17 am
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I cant take meds. ;o;

I have a phobia about swallowing pills xD

It makes my life ten times harder x3
Giggle Bunny Snorts Report | 04/30/2013 12:34 pm
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Sorry I've been in the loony bin again x-x

They think it cause I see s**t they dont think happened .-. I dont sleep, I cant tell what is reality or whats not, they think im suicidal which theyre not wrong about

Its such a long story x-x
Giggle Bunny Snorts Report | 04/22/2013 6:13 am
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D; What for?

If you dont mind me asking o: I was called Schizophrenic for a week and a half until they gave me medication and sent me on my way ;o;
Giggle Bunny Snorts Report | 04/21/2013 4:53 am
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I find that offensive ;3 I come from the looney bin

Im kidding xDD 'Like the Dickens'? Im done xD Gaia just went full retard.

And I am most definitely not a morning person Gaia >:/
Giggle Bunny Snorts Report | 04/19/2013 11:51 am
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Have you ever realized how random these words are getting in the little box thingys right after we make a comment we have to like answer them or something x3

For an example this box thingy that says "Enter the Following" wants me to put:

Mother Shovel .___.

What the hell is a mother shovel?
Giggle Bunny Snorts Report | 04/18/2013 1:59 pm
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Random Stranger coming by smile

I read your entire profile and I figured we could get along for I realized you and I are a lot alike :3

I'm Amber by the way :3 It's a pleasure to meet cha
Kim Jong Gynecologist Report | 04/14/2013 7:28 pm
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This is a random comment. By the way, vote Republican. That is all.