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Location: Ober Der

Occupation: the Destroyer of evil

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from me to you



From one dumb b*****d to another
You better sit your 5 dollar a** down before I make change

Have you heard the story of Ryan the Barbarian?
Good cause there isn't any ;-;

I'm just Ryan...
I'm 20 and for so,e reason I'm still on here talking to you douche hats :3
I love you guys
Specially you Lego, Cj, Auuron, Chey and even you too Alex number 3

I find myself ******** charming sometimes
I'm 50 percent brown 30 percent charming, 2 percent good looking 8 percent hot gas and 20 percent amazing.
I'm more smooth than James Bond and a can of Crisco in August.
I know that's. 110 percent. That's cause I always give a 110 <3

I have the weirdest ******** play list known to man. Or at least I think so. I just want someone who gets music like Ido ;-;

A lot of people tend to stare at me and it makes me uncomfortable at times
I stare back and they usually won cause I end up looking at there tits and looking away real quick

Don't tell Sam...

I kinda really love her a lot.
She has this rockin body and crazy personality that matches mine
She's corny loving and a little gay...okay a lot gay
I swear if bayonetta was real I'd be single ;-;

Aaaaaannnnnyyyywwaaaaayyyyssssss
Some words of wisdom. Fallout 3 style

Streangth bobblehead: It's essential to give your arguments impact.

Bobblehead - Perception: Only through observation will you perceive weakness.

Bobblehead - Endurance : Always be ready to take one for the team.

Bobblehead - Charisma: Nothing says pizzazz like a winning smile.

Bobblehead - Intelligence: It takes the smartest individuals to realize there's always more to learn.

Bobblehead - Agility: Never be afraid to dodge the sensitive issues

Bobblehead - Luck: There's only one way to give 110%.


Barter Bobblehead- Never forget to walk away with more than you've brought.

Medicine bobblehead- The smart man knows bandages only hide his wounds.

Repair bobblehead - Why go down with the ship when you can try to fix it?

Unarmed Bobblehead- When words fail, there's always fists.

Speech Bobblehead- let words be your weapon

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iLegoBlock Report | 04/20/2014 8:21 pm
iLegoBlock
Yo kiddo.
Im gonna keep coming on to chat to you and maybe someone else basically haha every now and then.
kewefefe Report | 09/11/2013 10:14 pm
kewefefe
I'm glad you enjoyed it. xD
kewefefe Report | 09/11/2013 8:17 pm
kewefefe
hahahaha that's priceless. xD I have to admit I am glad I friended you.
kewefefe Report | 09/11/2013 7:50 pm
kewefefe
Oh gosh that makes me feel like a horrible person. D: I'm sorry. We can just leave this as unlikely friends?
kewefefe Report | 09/11/2013 7:32 pm
kewefefe
Okay so I accidentally added you lol.
kewefefe Report | 09/11/2013 6:59 pm
kewefefe
nah that's okay
kewefefe Report | 09/11/2013 3:45 pm
kewefefe
LOL yeaaa the first one was better. It's okay. It's okay. Maybe the third try will be where it is at.
kewefefe Report | 09/11/2013 3:08 pm
kewefefe
LOL. you can't do that it ruins the whole things! GOSH! Start from the beginning.
kewefefe Report | 09/11/2013 2:55 pm
kewefefe
What a very impressive greeting. I give you props for that.
kewefefe Report | 09/11/2013 2:07 pm
kewefefe
Aw I'm sorry. We can be friends if you like! I did not mean it like that D:

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