AboutHmph, welcome to my profile. I am Arthur Kirkland, respectively, but some may refer to me as "The United Kingdom", "Britain", or "England." I prefer either Britain or England nowadays.
As you may know, I raised America to the way he i--isn't today! I raised a much more gentleman version of him turned sour. Of course that has gotten me made fun of by a certain Prussian....*Looks around to avoid any more crass remarks.* Ahem, moving on, he turned on me one day and forced me to leave his country. Today he claims I am just too stuffy and rude.
I have an enemy--ENEMY--named France. He's always trying to do things to me behind my back and even to my face. I hate him so much! That frog claims that I'm some kind of "black sheep"! Ha! Poppycock I tell you!! I am most certainly one of the most popular guys of Europe! *In denial.* I have become so popular that I have tons of friends! I have Mint Bunny, Uni, Captain Hook, Tink, and my leprechaun friend! They're always by my side and have never betrayed me like those two preposterously overweight imbeciles!
Now some of you fans out there may be wondering, "does he love France?". To you I say NO. I have, in fact, moved to a better person with my feelings. If I like you enough I'll tell you. If not, too bad then. *Crosses arms.* I love him more than I love my friends....KIDDING! OW, UNI! DON'T BITE ME THAT TICKLES! *Laughs.*
--Few minutes later.--
So, so sorry. I had to sort some things out with my precious friends. Ah, where was I? Have you made it this far? Okay, good! I should tell you what I enjoy to do! I love to have tea time at four O'clock everyday, I enjoy older movies, reminiscing about my days as a conquering pirate, cooking/baking, and most of all having a blast tell America and France how much I hate them.
I should also address my other dear friends out there and my relationships with them.
Such a sweet girl(even though she just let Spain kick me out). I enjoy having nice, long chats with her about art, music, and the finer things in life. I also enjoy seeing her artwork about me! *Smiles fondly.*
Keep him away! For the love of God! His punches hurt like mad! I beat him to submission once, but that doesn't mean he's not still holding a deep, powerful grudge against me.
*Chuckles.* Ah, Spain, we sure do get along now that we're not fighting over land and money. He sure is cute when he smiles and God is he warm. ERM! Losing track of what I was talking about. Ah, yes, he and I get along splendidly! I couldn't ask for a happier ending to a nasty feud we had.
...He's helped me a lot, but he's pregnant so he gets me in a lot of jams now! I am grateful, but at the same time, terrified of what he's got jammed into that skull of his! Watch out for his gummy bear barrages too! He tends to waste them all the time!
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Just something's I want to get off my chest.