Last Login: 06/30/2016 11:21 pm
Location: Maryland USA
Occupation: Weeeeeeeeeell, About that
I am cisgender white male scum and I like it.
I'm 28 years old and I look like this
I've tried dudes before, not for me (I'm straight)
I have a girl avatar for creative reasons.
Anti-theist, Anti-traditionalist, non-nationalistic nerd/geek that doesn't think anything is safe from comedy; nothing.
So if I say something shitty to you 9/10 times I'm giggling to myself like a maniac irl
This is on my crush page lmao