About

I am the devil, the devil I am
and I wait for the coming of an innocent man
Be he young or be he old
Be his pockets full of gold
Be he happy or rich or wise
Be the ocean as blue as his eyes
I'll wait for his coming at the midnight hour
I'll pickle his soul and turn it sour
For once his innocent heart I see
that innocent man belongs to me



Here are the basics:
I'm Kevin. I'm an odd one.
I'm a huge nerd,
Please at least TRY to use proper English when you talk to me.
I want to be a coroner smilies/icon_biggrin.gif
I'm obsessed with music, biology, Nintendo (mostly Zelda), tattoos, horror movies, and mohawks (yes, I have one).
I'm very shy and I hate most people, but I give everybody a chance.
I'm extremely easy to get along with as long as I like you.


My favorite artists:
Richard A. Kirk
Roman Dirge
Joe Fenton
Alex Pardee
Jhonen Vasquez
Per Haagensen
Salvador Dalí
Nikko Hurtado
Dan Smith
M. C. Escher
Daniel Conway
Marek Okon
Lorenz Hideyoshi Ruwwe
Tae Young Choi



My favorite books:
Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There
Animal Farm
The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
The Long, Hard Road Out Of Hell
Got The Life
The Heroin Diaries
Hater
Dog Blood
A Clockwork Orange
The Stranger
Galileo
Memnoch the Devil
The Queen of the Damned
World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War
V for Vendetta
I Am Legend
Nineteen Eighty-Four
Brave New World
The Catcher in the Rye

My favorite movies:
A Clockwork Orange
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Law Abiding Citizen
Donnie Darko
Blow
House of 1000 Corpses
The Devil's Rejects
Pulp Fiction
Fight Club
Seven Pounds
The Usual Suspects
Misery
Oldboy
The Shawshank Redemption
The Shining
The Exorcist
Rosemary's Baby
The Exorcist
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Spider Baby
Blood For Dracula
Full Metal Jacket
Natural Born Killers
Reservoir Dogs
The Silence of the Lambs
The Bucket List
The Machinist
Taxi Driver
Autumn
Poltergeist
Psycho
School of Rock
Jurassic Park
Back to the Future trilogy
Original Star Wars trilogy (and Phantom Menace smilies/icon_razz.gif)
The Matrix (only the first one, I hate the sequels.)
Hellraiser
The Evil Dead



My favorite TV shows:
Avatar: The Last Airbender
The Legend of Korra
The Addams Family
The Twilight Zone
South Park
Beavis and Butt-Head
Courage the Cowardly Dog
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
Soul Eater
That Metal Show







Sun dried llama (smilies/dramallama.gif) beans in turtle neck soup.
No...that's harsh, turtles are too awesome for that. Yeah, llamas too.

I am the father of this crusty butt flap's baby.


He loves butts. Chicken butts included.

I give this kid asthma attacks. o.O
WIN?

"HIM: You know what. Princess Zelda is a dumb c**t. She always has to start s**t
ME: Hahaha. And Link is her savior.
HIM: Yet he gets nothing for it.
ME: I know she could at least suck his d**k. ROFL"


6 years and counting...YEAAAAAH!
Best friends for EVAR
Daft Punk and Depeche Mode TIEM!

I love you buddy (:

-Pretty Fly For A Fungi

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LadyxKay

Report | 09/09/2013 2:35 am

LadyxKay

Hey, I love you
LadyxKay

Report | 08/31/2013 8:31 pm

LadyxKay

no.
P1tBullFreakSh0W

Report | 12/20/2011 3:58 pm

P1tBullFreakSh0W

totally forgot what i asked now lol
P1tBullFreakSh0W

Report | 11/29/2011 10:19 am

P1tBullFreakSh0W

hello there!!!! I ♥ YOUR "about me" DISCRIPITON!!! <3

was wondering if we could be friends on here and chat pleeeease? biggrin
firewithak

Report | 09/02/2011 12:57 am

firewithak

HowdyPartnurr 4laugh
Perverted Addictionss

Report | 07/21/2011 4:55 pm

Perverted Addictionss

GO ON ! I MISS YOUU -_____________-
XxXima_freakin_bananaXxX

Report | 06/09/2011 12:32 pm

XxXima_freakin_bananaXxX

Hmm... I see. Well we will began by creating evil robots to destroy all human race. And then well see what needs to happen next...
XxXima_freakin_bananaXxX

Report | 06/09/2011 2:48 am

XxXima_freakin_bananaXxX

Hell yeah!! > smile ) What shall we use these evil powers for?
XxXima_freakin_bananaXxX

Report | 06/09/2011 2:41 am

XxXima_freakin_bananaXxX

Pshh why of course I will! > biggrin
XxXima_freakin_bananaXxX

Report | 06/09/2011 2:34 am

XxXima_freakin_bananaXxX

Hmm Intresting!... :O
I never knew!

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