My real name is Ashley. I'm the quiet type. Until one gets to know me. Then I've been told I am a female Brock Samson (Venture Bros.) I'm 24. I have a boyfriend. His name is Andy, and he will kill you. I love him with every fiber of my being and he's just about my whole world, besides my two kids. They're my nephews, but they're mines, and I love them. I was born and raised on the westside of Jacksonville, Florida. I've lived in other places such as North Carolina, Gettysburg, New Bethelehem, PA, New Jersey, Canada, Orlando and Virginia. I like to travel, spend time with my boyfriend and friends, watch movies and sports, participate in sports, play D&D and Magic The Gathering and I love all types of music. I'm currently a Hemo-Dialysis patient. This is all due to End Stage Renal Disease. I've been living with it for almost 4 years now. I've always had kidney problems growing up as a child. Though, my doctor always told me I was just lactose intolerant (********' idiot). I do well for myself with my current situation. I'm very strong-hearted, strong-minded and open-minded as well. I'm very blunt about things. I'm not very religious, but almost everyone I come across thinks I'm either a witch or I worship Satan. I just go with it. Whatever. I don't like drama. I will have nothing to do with anything or people associated with it. I dislike fake friends. If you're any of those, or looking for someone to talk to about your problems, please keep looking or find a full-sized mirror and screw yourself really hard.
Poop - I just added that to get an achievement.