Things That Make Smuuglie A Weird One
I AM CURRENTLY TRYING TO FIND A NICE PERSON TO MAKE MEEEE A PROFILE THAT WOULD HAVE A ONE OF HIZAKI'S PICTURE AS A HEADER AND INCLUDE A LOT OF J-ROCK SEXXIES IN IT!
Smuuglie totaly luff's:
-Cute stuff (yes, cute fluffy pink shiny things)
-Thunderstorms (as loud as possible, as well as with LOTS of rain)
-Tattoos (I want the two halves of my chest and my back tatooed, symbolizing evil and good, torn a part slightly , showing my two sides @-@
-Peircings (I MISS MINE
I WANT THEM BAAAACK)
-My Wii, my DS and my PSP
-Randomness (Includes everything ,also random comments and even more so, suprise butt sex)
-Sex and Perversion
-Gay/bi fan boys <3 =D
-Rasberry/Lime Green Tea *faints/moans/wettens*
-Keeping his prostate cancer free *rolls eyes* Im not explaining *cackles maniacly*
-Using text in between two *'s to evoke an action or an emotion
-Passion,Lust, Love etc. =3
-Receiving and giving oral
-Necks... I have a fixation on women's neck.. *starts biting and kissing your neck* RAWR sry =X
Smuuglie DUZ NO LIKE:
-VERY SAD movies because its hard to hide your tears ._.'
-People that dont believe in any kind of generalization, as if the world was solely case by case o.o
-Random people asking him for money , Smuuglie has no money. (really, Hes a spendy whore)
-People that judge others without giving them a chance
-Girls that throw their panties at him yelling that they are in love with him *nods* Yep, happens every day <_<
-Cars... If I can live my whole life without a car, it'll be all for the best =x
-People who dont understand the differences betwen choices(IE:Religion,Style, etc.) and what cannot be changed(IE: Race, Hair/eyes color, Height)
-Stupid chain letters and thingies saying I will OMG DIE if I dont send this to 200 people and kiss my dog's butt while eating garlic before midnight o.o
-People who take everything too seriously
-Cute couples cuddling and kissing all too happily in public.. Bleh stfu im just jealous I know
-People who throw their garbage on the ground.. it ...makes me.. VIOLENT...
Smuuglie is guilty of
-Being addicted to caffine
-Spending too much time on the computer (but hell I often have nothing else to do)
-Depending on his Ipod to survive *gasps*
-Being a perv =B (and enjoying it)
-Touching himself atleast once with, in thought, a picture of Shinya in a smexy outfit *doesnt feel guilty much for that XD*
-Writing long a** messages to random people and liking to know as much as he can about pretty much anyone he meets XD
Random facts about Smuu!
-Has a scar going diagonally accross his right foot because of his sister (she opened the shower's slideable door when we were.. idk 3-4yo? and the door fell on my foot and sliced it up and crushed my bone <_< yummy huh?)
-Used to fall down stairs randomly as he was moving up... OFTEN *has 2 scars to prove it*
-Has a FATHER.. AND a MOTHER... *gasps*
-Wanted to be a priest until he got 10 and stopped believing in god. (Actually started being scarred to death by him because of the bad evil things I was doing and I was scarred he would punish me... Also I didnt want to have to confess to a priest my sins, so basicly, god scared me away from his own religion GG SIRE, I dont believe in god anymore anyway...
-Used to have his hair going down to his butt =X (I didnt cut my hair in 7 years and a half , I got a haircut before highschool (thats 7th grade here) well actually it was at the end of my 6th grade.. and I thought it was too short and I specified I wanted it kinda long... So I got pissed and decided never to get my hair cut again XD lasted 7 years and a half! *shivers* I still get nervous when I get an haircut =X
-Apparently, I meet most people on Gaia THROUGH SEX, according to some ''very loving'' PMs... I must say... They speak the truth.. I cannot hide anymore... You'z all my cyber sex friends and I only wantz that.. NOTHING ELSE.. NOPE.... I dont want to meet your mom, eat chocolate, dance naked in teh rain.. wait .. that i do... =O
-Actually says hello to random people on the street often, it makes them smile 8D.
-I have never taken heavy drugs *shakes head*
-I prefer foreplay to the actual thing =X (i sooo shouldnt expose that to everyone.. BUT SADLY I COULDNT CARELESS? XD)
-ALSO, I LOVE c**k........
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Also.. I have been quite a whore with my perfume lately. I am a total axe whore, I have so many deodo and sprays.. everytime I go shop theres a new scent that makes me want to kick babies in the face with lust, and I just HAVE TO buy it..
I'd also like to add that I am a total Satsuki whore ( Rentrer en Soi's singer, see my media on top)
and thats it for now sexies!