Good lord, where do I start? Insulting this thing is like shooting fish in a barrel, the whole thing reeks of tackiness and idiocy. Calling it ugly just doesn't cover it, it's like saying the Taj Mahal is a pretty nifty tomb... This thing is beyond ugly. It burns my retinas. If you go outside looking like that, dogs will attack you. They could just stake you in an orchard, you'd scare away the birds a hundred times better than those strips of shiny paper they hang from the branches. I'm going to leave now before my eyes spontaneously combust.