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[i]I'm snide, prideful, and just a wee bit of an a*****e.
If those are qualities you can't deal with,
you probably shouldn't chat with me.
I'm rather sarcastic, prone to violence,and have a bit of a temper.
I will tell you if you're being stupid,
and enjoy pointing out when you have a lesser intelligence.
On the other side of things, I can be kind.
I am capable of love and compassion, even being sweet and sappy.
Though that's reserved for one person. My lovely Esste.
Read the title.