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- Samuri Deeper Kyo Sailor Moon Zoids (chaotic cuentury) Miyazaki films
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- House NCIS Supernatural Dark Angel and Zoids (chaotic century ^_^) also teen titans The batman sonic the hedgehog X-men (90's animated)
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- classic rock dreams video games anime manga art citizium RPing cats nudity and people who live without imagination
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Hello. I'm proudly homosexual but lovably so in that I refuse to dicuss my porn. Period. That is MY business...and I'm happily married to a person who would forbid it anyway 'cause he's big fun sucker like that.I like to think I have a diverse sense of humor ranging from Robin Williams to Ron White to Dennis Leary...
Because this is HOT to me.
For those that would like to know what I look like, This is close to what the mirror tells me I look like...
But I still think I look like this...
Oh yeah, I went there. But most of you are too young to know who this is...I feel old now.
Because people seem to actually be checking out my Profile now, There is something serious I would like to shout out to my HOMO-BROTHERS (and sisters though it doesn't really apply to you)
f*****t : MEANING "A BUNDLE OF STICKS"
Because together they can not break us.
If you would like to know more about me at this time, open a conversation through the proper channels cause if you can't figure out how to talk to me on the site I don't need to be talking to you.
I would like to point out my worst fortune cookie
--Success will come when you expand your business.
...it might not seem to bad but now add the endings;
- in bed.
- in my pants.
- on the corner.
And Now, one of my favorite songs from Steven Lynch…
I bought a gerbil
At the petting zoo
If Richard Gere can do it
I can too
I get undress
I start to lube
I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube
Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me
Goooo, gerbil, go
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
be my little chimney sweeper
one thing i forgot about
how am i supposed to get you out
so now my gerbil is on easy street
its more than cozy and theres plenty to eat
got to find a way to get him out of his hole
i tried crobars i tried wires
i almost had him with a pair of plyers
i tried cheese but he's not biting
i wish this wasn't so exciting
Goooo, gerbil, go
Jesus, I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry f***er
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he is very very still
Now its too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbicide
Here's some advice its very clear cutt
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
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Things that happened while my Oni-Chan was way...
A friend of mine had to give her computer back the the school for the summer so I can't talk to her at all. This is a record of memories that I can tell her about next time I hear from her.
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