==> Be the hero of another story.
You are now the hero of another story.
Your name is ????? ????, but since you are obviously an important individual with a will to distinguish yourself from the hopeless masses, you prefer to go by a serial number. That number happens to be SIX.
You are the KING OF GADFLIES... or, at least, you wish you were. Actually, you are just an acutely unstable teenager with NOTHING BETTER TO DO in your free time. You possess varying degrees of talent, but it is almost guaranteed that you will OBSESS OVER STUFF that you suck at and BRUSH ASIDE THINGS you can actually do well. Some of those things that you can actually do well include MAKING SHITTY GAMES
and GODLY PROCRASTINATION. You wish you were better at computers like your TIGHT-LIPPED SISTER
, and you constantly lament over your ignorance in stuff like robotics, which you think is PRETTY AWESOME. You maintain a love/hate relationship with VIRUSES and naturally OBSESS ABOUT KILLING ALL OF THEM. Actually, your entire existence is pretty much defined by obsession and apathy - which probably explains the aforementioned instability.
You are clearly a HOMESTUCK, but you are also a proud HETATARD and BRONY. You like making BAD PUNS and can KILL AN IDEA EXPLAINING IT. You are an IDEALIST AT HEART, a CYNIC ON WORSE DAYS, and a REALIST IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, possibly. Maybe. You'll learn someday.
What will you do?