I see you've heard of me, young s...I mean, well, anyways... You may know me through my father but that is unlikely. No, you're here to see my MEGA SUPER-SENSITIVE OILED SUPERSONIC HYPERTRONIC BIONIC HOT BOD!
Well, unless you aren't, in which case I'm really sorry...
But for those of you who are are in for a real treat. Like my late father, I get fan mail by-the-minute! Thousands of messages pour in!
It's because you love me.
Unless you don't... If not, I'm sorry for assuming...