Chainsaw liposuction. Not really. Low-carb, higher protein, and forcing myself to walk through the pain. (More like walk where there's a lot of shiny or interesting stuff to distract me.
I just bought a new belt that was smaller than my old one. If I punch in new holes then it has more left out beyond the belt loop. That doesn't make a good impression on an interview.
The golf joke is that doctors use the payments they receive to buy new golf clubs, a new BMW, and other luxury items. My surgeon is more concerned about the long term quality of my life.
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