I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm a PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be rude and have no sense of hygiene.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I don't want to to go COLLEGE, so I MUST not care about my future.
I'm SICK a lot, so I MUST be a hypochondriac.

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About Ignis

I'm not typing something incredibly long, so get over yourself and don't expect something fantastic from me C:

I am:
A Lung Cancer Supporter
A straight-A student
Sixteen going on seventeen~

The majority of my friends are much older than I, but regardless, they are my friends.
I am literate to adv. literate
I have been skiing for eight years
Double black diamonds and black diamonds are my favourite slopes
I am pretty good at Biology, but I'm terrible at Physics
English is my favourite subject
Of course someone had the bright idea of putting me in Chemistry
Which I'm not expecting great things from but!

My favourite bands/artists include:
Snow Patrol
Ellie Goulding

I have no desire to go to college right after high school
I want to own a bookstore
I want to write a book
I want to publish a book

I'm your average rich kid,
though I hate the responsibly of managing money.
I'd give my friends and family the entire world.

Naps are the best
I love my cats
Skiing/Snowboarding is the best thing
My favourite books are:
The Fault in Our Stars (John Green)
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (Jonathan-Safran Foer)
The Legend of Drizzt (R.A. Salvatore)
Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling)

The strangest thing about me:
If I cry hard enough, my nose bleeds. C:
Cryptic Niveus
Paroxysmal Cataclysm
Josh Starwind
Teacup Heiress
Celestial Elegance
Abandon Anarchy
Marwolaeth o Angylion