It's gonna be me.

Hi. I'm 29 and somehow found my way back onto this account after a decade. Enjoy the mess because I refuse to alter this wonderfully cringey time capsule.

The name's Autumn.
I'm pretty awesome, if I do say so myself.
In the words of my baby momma: "HOLD THE "S" BECAUSE I AM AN "AIN'T".
I basically have no life.
Make me brownies and I'll be your BFFL.
Newports are the most vile, disgusting thing since Tila Tequila.
I like to dance around my room at three in the morning blaring Super Junior.
I have Danjo cramps of the brain on a regular basis.
I'm pretty spaztastic, but I look damn good doing it.