What's to say? I was born in Glasgow, Scotland. Had a real shite childhood (Beatings, yadda yadda) ran away at 9 and got myself adopted into the care of a sweet old guy who I'll always consider my real father. Got kicked out of highschool for fighting with my principal and joined the military with no other real qualifications.
That s**t set me straight. Served, proudly, in the British Army, in Iraq during the Iraq War. I retired not long after my tour of duty. Got married with the sweetest girl I've ever met (Give or take a monkey wrench to the head or two). Dropped out of a Game Design course at college, and instead trog my way through a myriad of different jobs.