Shiarka Jonless

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Last Login: 05/20/2013 12:19 am

Registered: 01/17/2004

Gender: Female

Location: West Hollywood

Birthday: 04/27/1979

Occupation: Comedian

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Glimpse of the Character

I was born with only one head. This was very upsetting to my parents. Especially since they had bought all those fireproof double neckhole outfits for me. They were doubly saddened when I bared no resembelance to a dragon. Not even the single headed kind.

They suspected the egg I hatched from was not at all theirs. By then it was too late and they would never be having that omlette.

They raised me anyway--for a while--, untill my true nature was revealed. This took all of eight minutes, but a loving eight minutes all the same.

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Meanwhile...
I pulled a salamander out of the fire and it turned into a giant demon. We battled for ages and I finally defeated him by spitting out my dislodged tooth straight into his forehead.

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The real me:
I work in a theme park. Universal Studios, Hollywood, to be precise. It is my job to deal with live people all day, wrangling them into shows, telling them where they can and cannot sit, and hearding them. I'm a human border collie.(But now I make other people do that(yay promotion!))

In my line of work, I am in a love/hate relationship with the whole of humanity. Humans piss me the hell off, but I still love them, because they can be super-awesome.

If you visit, please try to keep your brain inside your head.

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Locke103 Report | 04/01/2013 2:22 am
just a nostalgic old fool, i am. xd
Locke103 Report | 03/31/2013 11:53 pm
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Graven123 Report | 02/10/2013 7:46 pm
i comment and laugh cause your profile amuses me!

emotion_awesome

by the way, the computer asking me which is a real word and making me pick is unfair..

all words are real, or can be, that is why they are words.


just saying.
Darien S. Report | 09/12/2012 2:39 am
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Destiny_Velvet Report | 08/19/2012 11:59 am
Thanks for buying.
Yoshelle Report | 08/18/2012 8:44 pm
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Ceranicole53 Report | 07/22/2012 12:50 pm
Thank you for your purchase:3
Darien S. Report | 05/22/2012 5:19 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpuchk78fZg @ your recent status
Madd Hatty Report | 02/06/2012 5:37 pm
Thank you for shopping!

I always offer low prices ! ^u^
so do come again! and do enjoy your item!
emotion_yatta
Quincester Report | 01/29/2012 4:21 am
Thanky yeu fur buyin from meh!

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I believe there are 17 parking gods of Hollywood who will give you a parking space if you promise to eat pizza for them(since they can't really eat our food). If you believe the same thing... there's something wrong with you.

 

Yay, parking!

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