Shiarka Jonless

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Last Login: 10/26/2014 1:16 am

Registered: 01/17/2004

Gender: Female

Location: Lake Balboa

Birthday: 04/27/1979

Occupation: Comedian

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Glimpse of the Character

I was born with only one head. This was very upsetting to my parents. Especially since they had bought all those fireproof double neckhole outfits for me. They were doubly saddened when I bared no resembelance to a dragon. Not even the single headed kind.

They suspected the egg I hatched from was not at all theirs. By then it was too late and they would never be having that omlette.

They raised me anyway--for a while--, untill my true nature was revealed. This took all of eight minutes, but a loving eight minutes all the same.

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Meanwhile...
I pulled a salamander out of the fire and it turned into a giant demon. We battled for ages and I finally defeated him by spitting out my dislodged tooth straight into his forehead.

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The real me:
I work in a theme park. Universal Studios, Hollywood, to be precise. It is my job to deal with live people all day, wrangling them into shows, telling them where they can and cannot sit, and hearding them. I'm a human border collie.(But now I make other people do that(yay promotion!))

In my line of work, I am in a love/hate relationship with the whole of humanity. Humans piss me the hell off, but I still love them, because they can be super-awesome.

If you visit, please try to keep your brain inside your head.

They fired me for offending senior management.

Now I can become a NEET just like in anime. Woo. Wait... s**t... I'm gonna go broke doing that.


Freed from the evil power of Comcast who had once devoured the massive corporation I had already been working for, I am now a dishwasher. Though my grasp of the Spanish language is weak, I am a damn fine dishwasher.

I shall use this new job to improve my stats so that, before long, I will have taken over the ship and we will travel the stars as pirates. Space Pirates!

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Bee Movie Suit Report | 10/13/2014 8:22 pm
Thank you very much! redface heart heart heart redface
xyinparadise Report | 10/10/2014 12:55 am
Super nice avatar you got there. emotion_c8
Copeh Report | 09/07/2014 1:30 am
I assume you're talking about the strange shading on the face? It's the item "sorrow's preamble" that adds the shading and mouth. Aside from that, there is nothing altering the color of the avatar.
guraiga Report | 08/06/2014 5:59 pm
i love your avatar! gaia_diamond
Sukegawa Report | 07/29/2014 10:10 pm
oh!
thank you so much!
emotion_kirakira
you're very kind!
animefan1028 Report | 06/13/2014 7:46 am
Thanks for buying!
Kyoji Kasshu Report | 06/05/2014 6:08 pm
Just figured it would be better than a poke.
Coupler Report | 06/05/2014 3:08 pm
Thank you so much! Digg'n yours too!
clerna Report | 06/04/2014 11:12 pm
Thanks for buying 3nodding
invisifly Report | 06/01/2014 11:38 pm
Ahh. Well, we all have some out-of-date info on our profiles, I'm sure blaugh

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