Shiarka Jonless

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Last Login: 07/13/2014 10:32 pm

Registered: 01/17/2004

Gender: Female

Location: Lake Balboa

Birthday: 04/27/1979

Occupation: Comedian

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Glimpse of the Character

I was born with only one head. This was very upsetting to my parents. Especially since they had bought all those fireproof double neckhole outfits for me. They were doubly saddened when I bared no resembelance to a dragon. Not even the single headed kind.

They suspected the egg I hatched from was not at all theirs. By then it was too late and they would never be having that omlette.

They raised me anyway--for a while--, untill my true nature was revealed. This took all of eight minutes, but a loving eight minutes all the same.

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Meanwhile...
I pulled a salamander out of the fire and it turned into a giant demon. We battled for ages and I finally defeated him by spitting out my dislodged tooth straight into his forehead.

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The real me:
I work in a theme park. Universal Studios, Hollywood, to be precise. It is my job to deal with live people all day, wrangling them into shows, telling them where they can and cannot sit, and hearding them. I'm a human border collie.(But now I make other people do that(yay promotion!))

In my line of work, I am in a love/hate relationship with the whole of humanity. Humans piss me the hell off, but I still love them, because they can be super-awesome.

If you visit, please try to keep your brain inside your head.


They fired me for offending senior management.

Now I can become a NEET just like in anime. Woo. Wait... s**t... I'm gonna go broke doing that.

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animefan1028 Report | 06/13/2014 7:46 am
Thanks for buying!
Kyoji Kasshu Report | 06/05/2014 6:08 pm
Just figured it would be better than a poke.
Coupler Report | 06/05/2014 3:08 pm
Thank you so much! Digg'n yours too!
Clerna Report | 06/04/2014 11:12 pm
Thanks for buying 3nodding
invisifly Report | 06/01/2014 11:38 pm
Ahh. Well, we all have some out-of-date info on our profiles, I'm sure blaugh
invisifly Report | 06/01/2014 11:30 pm
Hey, nice work stopping those trolls on the thread. xd
And very nice description of yourself on your profile! wink
(and about the actual you-- funny, I was just talking with someone about amusement parks! Or more specifically, roller coasters, and how I'm bad at them. rofl )
RavenDarknessAtarashi Report | 05/21/2014 8:20 pm
Arigato for the purchase! (See my store for more!) ^-^ <3
xSweet_Nightmarezx Report | 05/19/2014 10:49 pm
Purchase of yours is appreciated smile
aka_shana 95 Report | 05/19/2014 3:40 am
sell me azuracamella for 4.7m? =D thanks
Lawaysa Report | 05/17/2014 5:23 am
Thanks 4 buying my item off the marketplace, i hope u can get some use out of it. smile

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I believe there are 17 parking gods of Hollywood who will give you a parking space if you promise to eat pizza for them(since they can't really eat our food). If you believe the same thing... there's something wrong with you.

 

Yay, parking!

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