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Registered: 04/11/2008

Gender: Female

Location: Behind you

Birthday: 11/27

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Sooo you want to know about little ol' me, don't ya? Ever heard of The Joker? Yeah, you probably have. I wouldn't doubt it actually. Here's something you didn't know about him, he had a wife. Yep, a wife. Imagine that! The Joker, married and a good father. Well, he was, before his accident and all.

That woman's name was Jeanne. She died testing a baby bottle heater after the baby was born. Some men came and told Joker before his big accident. He was doing a job just to make money so his little family could survive. Well after that he decided he still had to after all, he had a baby now. Well during this little heist, he fell into a vat of acid and well...you know the rest.

The part you don't know, is I was that baby. You see, Joker was my father, is, whatever. I don't claim him, just the Joker moniker. Joker and I don't get along at all, he's a horrid guy, period. Yeah, sure I did some vile things, my mind ya see was warped.

You know how Joker has his Joker venom, toxin, what have you? Well he tested that crap on me as a child. Gave me this eerie pale purple skin and the bright green hair. Gave me immunity to all toxins though, nice perk there I guess.

Living in Gotham has a perk though, Batman. Oh man is he a sexy piece of man. Doing what I've done and do, I get to see that sexy guy quite a lot. I kinda keep doing it for his attention, not gonna lie. After dear old dad threw me out into the streets, I had to survive somehow....I did for quite a while before the Bat discovered me. He's still trying to rehab me and my psychotic mind. Good luck on that one, Caped Crusader.

Anyway, I guess you've learned all you want to about me, unless you're really freaky and want to know more...well guess what, that's all she wrote sweetheart. She Joker, out.

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Anakin the Chosen One Report | 04/11/2016 7:36 pm
Anakin the Chosen One
-squeaks your plush-
Ace of Gotham Report | 08/24/2014 6:41 am
Ace of Gotham
        Long time no see!
        The madame wigs are so pretty-
The Dark Knight Detective Report | 03/01/2014 5:13 am
The Dark Knight Detective
-kisses SJ hard- Mmm -Pets the purple streak in her hair and rubs her tummy-
The Dark Knight Detective Report | 02/15/2014 4:26 am
The Dark Knight Detective
-Rubs head- Ugh... what hap- Wait. Were you in MY body??
The Dark Knight Detective Report | 02/12/2014 7:11 am
The Dark Knight Detective
-Pets fluffy. green hair and kisses forehead-
The Dark Knight Detective Report | 06/16/2013 8:33 pm
The Dark Knight Detective
...I only do these things in private, you know.
The Dark Knight Detective Report | 06/16/2013 3:37 am
The Dark Knight Detective
-Holds SJ in cape-
The Dark Knight Detective Report | 12/22/2012 11:36 pm
The Dark Knight Detective
-Doesn't say anything, just watches, and is grateful she saved him, but won't admit it-
Khrono K Klepsydra Report | 08/14/2012 1:27 pm
Khrono K Klepsydra
[[Thanks for the add.]]
The Dark Knight Detective Report | 06/20/2012 10:34 pm
The Dark Knight Detective
-Kisses-

SJ.
 

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