"*Sends luff to Squirrel for inventing the luff*"
"I don't oops buttox. :3"
"In the end Squirrel and I will rule the world anyway."
"Oh my gucking mod."
""Mm. Sammich. Full of sweet, crushed faith."
"My Squirly is dressed again!! Muny si h4ppi n0w."
"You nom my pasta, I nom your arm."
"I'm on the hunt for the Ditto to mother my Tyrogue"
"Here we have Squirrel in her true form. A crossdressing, very very old man.
"ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANTED ME TO FIND PRUNES JUST SO YOU COULD FLASH YOUR MAN-BITS WHEN NEEDED?"
"I will always luff you, even when you run out of luff, I will luff you."
"There be 4 SM's [Squirrelian Moves]. Caligraphy, Ornate Letter, Grammar Nazi, and REST!"
"Are you like 65, Squirrely
"So Kusa says he kidnapped Squirrel? Even if returned or false, your head belongs on the end of one of my many blades!
Prepare to die scum!"
"Remember, my birthday is in June."
"The 'O' button doesn't always work. ...Sometimes you have to smash it."
"Families are good.
Real life ones suck the excrement of burnt unluffmuffins! D:<"
"No one stays on Squirrel's - well.... you can't say no one stays on her good side because that would mean you were on her bad side which hints evil.... but you can't call her merciless gifting her good side can you? I mean if that is the case then her "normal" would be her bad side which would also mean evil. Maybe there's a super good side??"
"I am Squirrelly's and no one else's."