I was raised from perdition
zic [Shy-Zick] n.
✖ A weird crazy chick that frequents Gaia
✖ Someone who has been around since '03
✖ A very paranoid Gaian
✖ A word used to describe something flooded with pink
✖ An extreme case of hoarding
My friend is a total Shaizic
Back in the wee days of 200X, Shaizic was born through less than conventional means. She grew to hate those around always belittling and bullying her. So Shaizic took up her pink lightsaber, mounted up on her unicorn, and vanquished her enemies with the power of Rainbow Raves. After the many battles she endured, at last Shaizic was able to take up the Master Sword and don the crown. Shaizic ruled the land with an iron fist, but soon came to realize she wasn't the only tyrannical leader in the universe. This made her uneasy, knowing that someone out there could still put her down, and Shaizic got in her Delorean and made haste to the Death Star Quadrant for her first boss battle.
The first battle was against a fairly weak threat, the entity known as School, but she made quick work of that low class trash and found herself face to face with the second of the Elite Four Evils: Employment. Employment was a much more challenging adversary for Shaizic, and after five Glorkian Years she managed to escape leaving the match in a tie. It took her many years to recover, and finally she was ready to face the next opponent. The third was exponentially harder to fight for Shaizic. This Master of many fighting styles was simply known as Procrastination. No matter how Shaizic tried to attack, this beast would not relinquish its throne to her. Realizing she could not kill this entity of evil, she settled for another tie and fled the boss battle.
Shaizic was no fool, she knew the Final Boss would be the most difficult yet, but even so she was determined to conquer the galaxy. She spent many cycles preparing herself for this final showdown. Rumors of the monster's power reached her and only fueled her efforts to train harder. She bought a light cycle and traveled to the Grid to learn from the master Terabyte. Terabyte could only teach her so much, so Shaizic was forced to seek more teachers. After many lightyears learning from Gandalf and Morgana, Shaizic was ready to face the last person standing in her way: Life. This foe had a reputation of destroying challengers in many ways, but Shaizic wasn't scared. She didn't know what the future had in store but fear would not keep her from achieving her ultimate goal. The battle for victory still wages on, after centuries of endless bloodshed, and Shaizic continues to outsmart Life's attempts to end her.