AGE: Under 100
-going on the computer
-talking with friends
-excessive use of text speak
A very unmotivated and lazy person; a procrastinator. Likes to do absolutely nothing for extended periods of time. Is obsessed with anime, manga, and video games with a plot. Loves family and friends very much. Listens to all music but rap. Tends to not pay attention and will ask for many repeats. Will get along fine with just about everyone. Remains pretty agreeable until pissed off. Then will be completely unreasonable and petty. You have been warned.
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"I am returning this otherwise perfectly good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top."
"It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do."
-Jerome K. Jerome
"I look at you,
You look at me,
And now I know why they say
The best things in life are free."