Some things you should know about me:
I like to read. Everything. Though I prefer fiction, I do read non-fiction as long as it's interesting and well-written and isn't stuffed full of a pretentious professor blowing wind about how awesome he and his field are.
Just because you quote My Chemical Romance in your post format does not
make you in any way smart, brilliant or witty. In fact, quoting pretentious song lyrics just makes you
pretentious. Want to be cool? Quote Voltaire. Quote Twain. Another thing: Comedians are not a source of Earth-shatteringly brilliant wisdom. Quoting John Stewart makes you look like just one more member of the masses who gets their news from someone who is more interested in laughing than being a contributing member of society.
I'm generally pessimistic in regards to human nature, which means I hate you. All of you. If I had my way, I'd live in well-furbished cave, complete with indoor plumbing, HDTV and internet. Once a year, I would leave my cave and go next door to my neighbor's cave, and Shrew and I would look down our mountain and laugh at you. Alas, we can't always get what we want.
Roleplaying is one of my favorite hobbies. I like writing stories with people, which you might find odd since, on a whole, I think people are morons. All this means is that I'm a**l retentive about who I RP with and the characters they use. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to dictate to you anything about your character, but I swear by all things holy that if you play a Mary Sue or a Gary Stu, I will find out and I will not hesitate to kill it with fire
On that note: I am fully certified
in killing it with fire
One more thing: Your opinion probably doesn't matter to me. If you try to shove it down my throat, I will show you a new meaning to verbal rape.
You know, they tell you not to believe anything you read. This is kind of sort of one of those times. Though I would like to be a hermit living in a pimped out cave. That would be sweet. Like Batman. Except without the vigilante part. I have this thing about dying and near-death situations: I don't like them.
In summary: there is no musician on the planet who is on par with Jesus or Buddha, and you're not either. But I am. Because life wouldn't be complete without wicked double-standards. OH HAY LOOK MAI SARCASM SWITCH. IT WUZ ON.