Sexy Sexta Espada

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Last Login: 04/02/2013 9:43 am

Gender: Male

Location: Las Noches in Hueco Mundo

Birthday: 06/09

Occupation: Number 6 in the Espada

What I'm wearing

Stuff I will one day obtain

Whatever s**t I feel like putting here to listen to

The Friends I care about

Introverted Hollow Eyes:
Aggressive Corpse:
Portogas D Ace:
allegiant horse:
Lonesome Nightwolf:
Orihime Inoue IV:
xichigo kurosakii:
xHirako Shinji:
Sakkie:

(Will be updated as I go)

Names of all accounts

So people will stop asking what all of my other account names are.

Sexy Sexta Espada: This one. Durr.

iGetMolestedConstantly: My Austria account.

(I'll have to update this with all the new names.)

Best Typos And Misphrases by Various People

'Why am I in love with suck a d**k?' - Me (Only me.)

'DUCKING RETARDS!' - Orihime Inoue IV

'I'll have to run by the store soon and get some lube books.' - Me (Seriously, don't ask. It was supposed to say New and I somehow typed Lube.)

'Let me a** you?' - Orihime Inoue IV

-******** under the tree.- - xHirako Shinji (Instead of ducks. xD )

'I hate drawing Ichiho!' - Introverted Hollow Eyes (He actually did NOT mean to say that. xD )

Saturd - Orihime Inoue IV (Instead of saying Saturn.)

'And. Ichi's. Tugging me off.' - . . . Me. (Honestly, I didn't think about how I worded this until I sent it. And then I laughed. I mean he was pulling me away from the computer. xD)

-Can't watch his lover sew him back up. Doesn't have the stomach for it.- - Me. (Irony. I didn't think under afterwards about the irony of that saying. For those who don't know, Grimmjow's hole is in his stomach, so he essentially doesn't HAVE a stomach.)

'No, but this isn't my first time cosplaying Cleach.' -Ceviv

'And people said I was innocent and blueless before?' - Me ( xD )

'Lieutenant Aizac reporting for duty!' - iiSosuke Aizen

'I fail at lie.' - Me. ( I do. I fail at life. )

'A human world dame.' - Me. (iNStead of game. I fail. So hardcore. )

'I hope all your bacon burns the next time you c**k.'- xHirako Shinji

'Bodily hard.' - iHaveStrangeHobbies

'Kawk.' -iHaveStrangeHobbies

'He'll brush you in a heartbeat.' - Me (I seriously fail at damn life.)
 

Some s**t about me

All right then. Introductions. I'm Grimmjow Jeagerjaques... I'm an Arrancar... I'm also an Espada member... Number 6 bitches.

I have my likes and dislikes... Though I have far more dislikes... so lets starts with them. I hate all food except meat. I hate the b*****d who calls himself our "leader"... Not that I voice that in his presence of course... I'd be killed on the spot... I hate that smiling fox that's always with him, he's creepy... And I ESPECIALLY hate that ******** a*****e who always talks about "justice". I swear, he can go ******** die. I'm still sore about him CUTTING OFF MY ******** ARM!!! ... Ahem.... I also hate the stupid emo b***h that does EVERYTHING Aizen-sama asks him to... He annoys me. I also hate that stupid redheaded twit who I always end up fighting... -_- The list goes on and on, so I may as well quit with my top few...

Now, for the few likes I have... Wait, should I really reveal those?.... I think I'll leave a few out, seeing as I'd never hear the end of it from Nnoitra or Szayel if I didn't... Alright then, I like fighting worthy opponents. If they aren't strong, they aren't worth my time... I like killing stupid lesser hollows for the hell of it... It releases lots of stress... I also like annoying the people around me...

Other things to know... I'm bad tempered and most things piss me off with relative ease... My zanpak-to is Pantera, Spanish for Panther and japanese for panther king... It's command is Kishire, or Grind... Hum... That's all the basic things people should know I suppose...

Oh, and by the way, I have a significant other and I'm gay, so to hell with you all if you can't accept that.

This is the link to my Roommate's Art Shop. BUY SOMETHING. SO HE'LL GET OUT OF MY HAIR.

Updates and s**t about me

So, to give you a*****e an update on where the ******** I've been, NO I am NOT dead you stupid ********. I'm VERY much alive. I've been in hiding for the past however the ******** long. Aizen may be dead, but do you think those Shinigami-shits ain't still lookin' fer livin' Espada? PFT. Like HELL.

I'm currently in the human world. Yeah, I know, 'What the ********? Why are you in the human world, Grimmjow?' Well, first of all, I don't wanna be in Hueco Mundo and I sure as hell don't want to be in the soul society. What other place do I got? So, I'm living here fer th' time being in this stupid little piss a** town o' Karakura. And yes, that retarded git Kurosaki and his retarded friends all know I'm here and they all already threatened me that if I do anything harmful to their precious ******** town, the soul society will know where I am, blah, blah, ********' blah.. Like I'm going to willingly jeopardize my only shot of living my own life. r r;

The human world is relatively boring as ********. Dunno what bright idea that I thought it would be to live here. I'm in hiding, I can't use my powers at all unless I'm in Hat 'n clog's underground room or in a special area that'll absorb and hide my excess spiritual pressure. I have reiatsu binders all over my body (Which suck by the way). And I have to pretend not to know any of the shinigami that come through Karakura. I hate it. However, I ain't a worthless a*****e and am working. I, ahh... work at an animal shelter. Keeps me calm. > >; Sh-shut up.

As for the rest of things in the human world, life's... still exceedingly simple and boring as ********. Aside from my household anyways. I'm currently living with my lover in our small house with our devil spawn children. Before you ******** idiots start freaking the ******** out, yes, I have a lover. Yes, I'm married to said idiot. And yes, I have children. Nine children, actually. My household is always in utter chaos and my children are all demon spawn except the oldest, the middle daughter, and the second youngest boy. There's four females (kami ********' help us) and five boys.

Some s**t my lover thinks is funny. r r;

Funny Screenshots



truth or dare photos


Questionaire to know more about me

Weeeeell. Let's see. Hrm. What SHOULD I put here, eh? I'll take some ideas. For now, let's just post a Q & A session.

Q: What can I call you?
A: Grimmjow. Or any variant of said name you see fit. Though, I swear to god, one more person calls me Grimm-kitty, they ******** DIE. And don't push it with the nicknames. Because I have a Gran Ray Cero, and I know how to use it. My actual name is only known and used by people I know. And don't bother asking it, because I won't tell you. -.-;;;

Q: How old are you?
A: Just turned twenty-two, thanks.

Q: Woah, twenty-two? Are you in college? If so, what are you studying?
A: Yes, I was. I graduated with a minor degree in English and my major in Engineering.

Q: Do you live somewhere special? Do you have a roommate?
A: Pft, no. Just a mediocre apartment complex. And a roommate? Yes. Also known as the bane of my existence. -_-;;; We've been best friends since we were four and moved in together to go to the same college about three years ago. Boy have we learned the ups and downs of one another.

Q: HI! DO U WAN TO B MI FRIEND?
A: Err, no. Not unless you sit down and speak to me and prove you are worth my time. -.-;

Q: Heeeeey. Aren't u that guy from bleach?
A: Why yes, yes I am. Grimmjow Jaggerjaques b***h, and don't you forget it.

Q: Hey, Grimmjow. You know you're dead right?
A: Good god. If I had a ******** nickel EVERY time I've heard someone say this, I'd be a rich b*****d. And technically, Grimmjow's death remains unconfirmed. because he kind of went poof after Kurosaki saved his dumb a** and went off to fight Nnoitora (CoughSpoonHeadCough). SO, I cling to the hope he will randomly come back from Lala Land and help take down Aizen. Or at the VERY least come back and bug the s**t out of Kurosaki. Either way, I'll be amused.

Q: OMG! I LUV U GRIMMJOW! WILL U B MINE?!
A: No matter how flattered I am that I captivate so many of the Bleach fan's attention, No. I'm already taken.

Q: You're taken? By who?
A: Yes, I am. Engaged in fact. And to the Bane of My Existence. (See Question 4)

Q: The Bane of your Existence? That's such a nice thing to say about your fiance.
A: FFFF- If you lived with him, you'd be irritated too!

Q: Him? You're engaged to a guy? Does that mean you're gay?
A: Yes, it does, and I am very gay. Sorry to all you lovely fans, but, alas, I am gay and taken.

Q: U know being gay is rong, right? God hates gays.
A: FFFF. If I listen to one more little homophobe hide being religion when saying that, I will kick their stupid ******** a**. I DON'T GIVE THE SLIGHTEST s**t ABOUT GOD OR THE BIBLE. Jesus. And don't tell me I don't know any religion at all. I was raised as a Christian and went to church EVERY Sunday and Wednesday before I found out I was gay. smilies/icon_neutral.gif So, a big fat ******** YOU to all the little religious brats. Also, I have yet to find ANYWHERE in the bible that says god hates gays. smilies/icon_neutral.gif So, STFU.

Q: So, is your fiance on Gaia?
A: Yep. He was the one who introduced me to the site, actually. He's a four year member, but the account he's on most now is only two years old. I won't tell you which one he is, though. YOU ALL have to guess. (For those of you who know, STFU and don't tell.)

Q: So, I hope you know in Bleach that Grimmjow is paired with a lot of people, right?
A: FFFF- Don't I know. -_-;;; And I wouldn't touch a SINGLE ONE. Let's narrow down this list:
1. NO, I will never EVER mess around with Aizen. I HATE the slick git. That's that.
2. I hate Ukelala (Ulquiorra) just as frigging much. So no one that one too. Besides, pretty sure he's either sucking Aizen's d**k or ******** the Princess.
3. The Princess (Orihime). NO. Just NO. I might have saved her from Loly and Menoly, the stupid cunts, but it was just to repay her for regenerating my arm. Besides, she's too busy with Ulquiorra anyways.
4. Kurosaki. ........... Why I would EVER want to touch the bane of my existence, I do NOT know. I do not like him. At ALL. End of story.
5. Szayel (due to teasing from friends). NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN IN A MILLION YEARS.
6. Anyone ELSE in the series I’m paired with. NO.

Q: So, you cosplay Grimmjow. Do you cosplay other people too? If so, who?
A: Why yes, I do. I cosplay lots of other people. My first cosplay was Axel, from Kingdom Hearts II. I love my sexy firey redhead who we all know is madly in love with Roxas. After that, I did small cosplays. I did Soubi from Loveless once. ONCE. I was not happy about it either. Then I took on Grimmjow. And to add recent cosplays I’ve cosplayed Neko!Riku (Which was actually fun as HELL) from Kingdom Hearts. And I’ve taken on to cosplaying Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji as well. Recently, I’ve added some Hetalia accounts to my arsenal: Romano, (Chib)italia, Austria, Sweden, Denmark, England, and Turkey. My lover cosplays as well. Irony is, he and I always end up cosplaying as Rivals or as characters the other hates. (However, he is not the Denmark to annoy Sweden. xD ) Oh, and if you see me dress up as Grimmjow in shinigami clothing, I’m playing Shinigami!Grimmjow.

Q: Why do you hang out in towns so much if you hate talking to people?
A: I watch people. Duh. > > Is that I crime to do? I like watching the little idiot twelve year olds interact.

Q: Are you always an a*****e, or is it just me?
A: Yes, yes I am. Thank you for noticing.

Q: You have a short tempter, did you know that?
A: Uh, duh? I’m bipolar. Violently so.

Q: Why do you get so pissy when people say ‘Your mom’ jokes?
A: Because they’re ******** RUDE. I never got to know my own birth mother, so people don’t need to joke about theirs because they think it’s funny. Parents deserve a lot more respect when kids these days give. They have to raise kids and support them with measly jobs and little income. You wouldn’t be anywhere in life without them. So shut the ******** up.

Q: You didn’t know your birth mom? Are you adopted?
A: Yes, I am. My god parents took me in less than a day old after my mother died on the way home from the hospital in a car crash. My father died when my mother was still pregnant with me in some kinda construction accident. So, don’t ask.

Q: Are you just an a*****e vying for attention or do you truly just hate everything?
A: I truly hate the world and all the assholes in it. Don’t call me an attention seeking brat. You don’t have ANY idea what it means to be in pain, you little shits. You prissy little gits with your perfect little lives think you little shits know EVERYTHING when you don’t. Don’t gripe about me being an a*****e when you don’t know the story behind it. I grew up very quickly from the time I figured out I was gay. I learned about the harshness of the world and the people in it. I got beaten down, told I was worthless s**t by almost everyone in my town. I only had my sister, my best friend, and another girl I’d known since I was in first grade to rely on. My god parents almost threw me out. I was beaten black and blue by my peers, and almost killed quite a few times. I even almost killed myself before. So don’t say I don’t get it or insinuate I’m a child... I’m a twenty-two year old with the mentality of an aged war veteran haunted by nightmares of the past. I have constant nightmares of my past and thinking the life I’m living now will all turn out to be a dream in the end.

Q: Why do you and your fiancée always fight?
A: We have a love-hate relationship. > >;

Q: Is there anything else you’d like to add?
A: Uhhh.. Hm. I don’t think so. I’ll update this as see fit. OH. By the way, don’t ask me to donate unless I like... love you to bits? Or I’ll ignore you. <3

My incessant drabblings and crappy Stories

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My Shitty attempts at writing

This is where I'm posting my writing. I know it's shitty and needs lots of ******** help. So sue me. It's my first time writing something. The brat said I should write the story he and I came up with since I had most of the details. Thus, I'm trying,

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Portogas D Ace Report | 04/08/2013 9:14 pm
Portogas D Ace
Hey Grim, it's been waaaaay too long.
How have you been?
heart
allegiant horse Report | 04/02/2013 1:17 pm
allegiant horse
S'that a promise?
Nihilistic Outcry Report | 04/02/2013 10:37 am
Nihilistic Outcry
Happy anniversary to you and twinnie! <3
Fuchsia RuIer Report | 03/26/2013 6:44 pm
Fuchsia RuIer
Whatcha' up to, GrimmGrimmy? o uo
Fuchsia RuIer Report | 03/26/2013 6:41 pm
Fuchsia RuIer
Hey, Grimm. :v
Nihilistic Outcry Report | 03/18/2013 6:08 pm
Nihilistic Outcry
Looking at our old group's typos brings back such fond memories. xD
Beautiful Rangiku Report | 03/15/2013 1:41 pm
Beautiful Rangiku
hey buddy how have you been! long time no talk. 4laugh hows life going for you grimmy? 3nodding
Fuchsia RuIer Report | 03/14/2013 4:41 pm
Fuchsia RuIer
OMG OMG OMG OMG I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU!
Fuchsia RuIer Report | 03/14/2013 4:40 pm
Fuchsia RuIer
GRIMMY!!!!!!!!! KYAA! I MISSED YOU !
Lonesome Nightwolf Report | 12/24/2012 7:13 pm
Lonesome Nightwolf
Hey how r u & how's ichi? Merry Christmas! Hope it's a good on dear & yall take care of yourselfs

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