Weeeeell. Let's see. Hrm. What SHOULD I put here, eh? I'll take some ideas. For now, let's just post a Q & A session.
Q: What can I call you?
A: Grimmjow. Or any variant of said name you see fit. Though, I swear to god, one more person calls me Grimm-kitty, they ******** DIE. And don't push it with the nicknames. Because I have a Gran Ray Cero, and I know how to use it. My actual name is only known and used by people I know. And don't bother asking it, because I won't tell you. -.-;;;
Q: How old are you?
A: Just turned twenty-two, thanks.
Q: Woah, twenty-two? Are you in college? If so, what are you studying?
A: Yes, I was. I graduated with a minor degree in English and my major in Engineering.
Q: Do you live somewhere special? Do you have a roommate?
A: Pft, no. Just a mediocre apartment complex. And a roommate? Yes. Also known as the bane of my existence. -_-;;; We've been best friends since we were four and moved in together to go to the same college about three years ago. Boy have we learned the ups and downs of one another.
Q: HI! DO U WAN TO B MI FRIEND?
A: Err, no. Not unless you sit down and speak to me and prove you are worth my time. -.-;
Q: Heeeeey. Aren't u that guy from bleach?
A: Why yes, yes I am. Grimmjow Jaggerjaques b***h, and don't you forget it.
Q: Hey, Grimmjow. You know you're dead right?
A: Good god. If I had a ******** nickel EVERY time I've heard someone say this, I'd be a rich b*****d. And technically, Grimmjow's death remains unconfirmed. because he kind of went poof after Kurosaki saved his dumb a** and went off to fight Nnoitora (CoughSpoonHeadCough). SO, I cling to the hope he will randomly come back from Lala Land and help take down Aizen. Or at the VERY least come back and bug the s**t out of Kurosaki. Either way, I'll be amused.
Q: OMG! I LUV U GRIMMJOW! WILL U B MINE?!
A: No matter how flattered I am that I captivate so many of the Bleach fan's attention, No. I'm already taken.
Q: You're taken? By who?
A: Yes, I am. Engaged in fact. And to the Bane of My Existence. (See Question 4)
Q: The Bane of your Existence? That's such a nice thing to say about your fiance.
A: FFFF- If you lived with him, you'd be irritated too!
Q: Him? You're engaged to a guy? Does that mean you're gay?
A: Yes, it does, and I am very gay. Sorry to all you lovely fans, but, alas, I am gay and taken.
Q: U know being gay is rong, right? God hates gays.
A: FFFF. If I listen to one more little homophobe hide being religion when saying that, I will kick their stupid ******** a**. I DON'T GIVE THE SLIGHTEST s**t ABOUT GOD OR THE BIBLE. Jesus. And don't tell me I don't know any religion at all. I was raised as a Christian and went to church EVERY Sunday and Wednesday before I found out I was gay.

So, a big fat ******** YOU to all the little religious brats. Also, I have yet to find ANYWHERE in the bible that says god hates gays.

So, STFU.
Q: So, is your fiance on Gaia?
A: Yep. He was the one who introduced me to the site, actually. He's a four year member, but the account he's on most now is only two years old. I won't tell you which one he is, though. YOU ALL have to guess. (For those of you who know, STFU and don't tell.)
Q: So, I hope you know in Bleach that Grimmjow is paired with a lot of people, right?
A: FFFF- Don't I know. -_-;;; And I wouldn't touch a SINGLE ONE. Let's narrow down this list:
1. NO, I will never EVER mess around with Aizen. I HATE the slick git. That's that.
2. I hate Ukelala (Ulquiorra) just as frigging much. So no one that one too. Besides, pretty sure he's either sucking Aizen's d**k or ******** the Princess.
3. The Princess (Orihime). NO. Just NO. I might have saved her from Loly and Menoly, the stupid cunts, but it was just to repay her for regenerating my arm. Besides, she's too busy with Ulquiorra anyways.
4. Kurosaki. ........... Why I would EVER want to touch the bane of my existence, I do NOT know. I do not like him. At ALL. End of story.
5. Szayel (due to teasing from friends). NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN IN A MILLION YEARS.
6. Anyone ELSE in the series I’m paired with. NO.
Q: So, you cosplay Grimmjow. Do you cosplay other people too? If so, who?
A: Why yes, I do. I cosplay lots of other people. My first cosplay was Axel, from Kingdom Hearts II. I love my sexy firey redhead who we all know is madly in love with Roxas. After that, I did small cosplays. I did Soubi from Loveless once. ONCE. I was not happy about it either. Then I took on Grimmjow. And to add recent cosplays I’ve cosplayed Neko!Riku (Which was actually fun as HELL) from Kingdom Hearts. And I’ve taken on to cosplaying Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji as well. Recently, I’ve added some Hetalia accounts to my arsenal: Romano, (Chib)italia, Austria, Sweden, Denmark, England, and Turkey. My lover cosplays as well. Irony is, he and I always end up cosplaying as Rivals or as characters the other hates. (However, he is not the Denmark to annoy Sweden. xD ) Oh, and if you see me dress up as Grimmjow in shinigami clothing, I’m playing Shinigami!Grimmjow.
Q: Why do you hang out in towns so much if you hate talking to people?
A: I watch people. Duh. > > Is that I crime to do? I like watching the little idiot twelve year olds interact.
Q: Are you always an a*****e, or is it just me?
A: Yes, yes I am. Thank you for noticing.
Q: You have a short tempter, did you know that?
A: Uh, duh? I’m bipolar. Violently so.
Q: Why do you get so pissy when people say ‘Your mom’ jokes?
A: Because they’re ******** RUDE. I never got to know my own birth mother, so people don’t need to joke about theirs because they think it’s funny. Parents deserve a lot more respect when kids these days give. They have to raise kids and support them with measly jobs and little income. You wouldn’t be anywhere in life without them. So shut the ******** up.
Q: You didn’t know your birth mom? Are you adopted?
A: Yes, I am. My god parents took me in less than a day old after my mother died on the way home from the hospital in a car crash. My father died when my mother was still pregnant with me in some kinda construction accident. So, don’t ask.
Q: Are you just an a*****e vying for attention or do you truly just hate everything?
A: I truly hate the world and all the assholes in it. Don’t call me an attention seeking brat. You don’t have ANY idea what it means to be in pain, you little shits. You prissy little gits with your perfect little lives think you little shits know EVERYTHING when you don’t. Don’t gripe about me being an a*****e when you don’t know the story behind it. I grew up very quickly from the time I figured out I was gay. I learned about the harshness of the world and the people in it. I got beaten down, told I was worthless s**t by almost everyone in my town. I only had my sister, my best friend, and another girl I’d known since I was in first grade to rely on. My god parents almost threw me out. I was beaten black and blue by my peers, and almost killed quite a few times. I even almost killed myself before. So don’t say I don’t get it or insinuate I’m a child... I’m a twenty-two year old with the mentality of an aged war veteran haunted by nightmares of the past. I have constant nightmares of my past and thinking the life I’m living now will all turn out to be a dream in the end.
Q: Why do you and your fiancée always fight?
A: We have a love-hate relationship. > >;
Q: Is there anything else you’d like to add?
A: Uhhh.. Hm. I don’t think so. I’ll update this as see fit. OH. By the way, don’t ask me to donate unless I like... love you to bits? Or I’ll ignore you. <3
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