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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
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Being stoned is looking for your remote in the freezer.
Being annihilated is finding it there.
.....and then remembering you've had popcorn chicken in the microwave since the commercial break before last.
Then realizing how pathetic keeping track of time by commercial breaks is.
Then quickly getting over it because your popcorn chicken is finished reheating.
And you try to frown or have any dissatification while eating popcorn chicken.