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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.


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Gregory Oliver Daniels

Report | 03/10/2016 5:05 am

Gregory Oliver Daniels

rofl I hope you know that. Not 'o'. Ugh. On mobile phone. Sorry.
Gregory Oliver Daniels

Report | 03/10/2016 5:04 am

Gregory Oliver Daniels

Hey!!!!!!! scream Hey!!!!!!!!! classified_fu Hey... cat_wink

*hugs you* I hope you feel better. Life IS bull spit. But I'm glad you're here stuck with me. So we're not totes alone in this smelly field of cow butts & their fertilizer that for some God awful reason makes our crops grow better that we later on eat or it feeds the animals that some of us later on eat. Because plants feel pain. Like us. But it doesn't mean any of us enjoy it... So I will now shut up.. & hug you once more. I don't expect you to feel better automatically, that's arrogant & selfish to think of me to assume. Sadness is a process. It takes time. I'll be patient. But o hope you know that, you're never alone. *awkward sibling hugs* Pat! Pat!! 3nodding

Report | 02/10/2016 5:22 pm


Just thought I would say hello and see how you're doing. Hope you're feeling well today heart 3nodding

Report | 02/10/2016 7:32 am


Thank you for your purchase and enjoy ^,..,^
Dark Sea Captain

Report | 02/06/2016 12:22 am

Dark Sea Captain

Thank you for stopping by my shop ^_^. I hope you enjoy your item.
Moonphase Kaiya

Report | 02/04/2016 7:54 pm

Moonphase Kaiya

Thank you for buying!
*Bows* Have an awesome day biggrin

Report | 01/23/2016 12:06 pm


Thank you for your purchase. (x 2) Watermelon Hat and 10th Anniversary Ultra Satan Cat Face
X-Mental Madness-X

Report | 08/21/2010 10:41 pm

X-Mental Madness-X

You want 100000000 gold then copy/paste this on ten gaia profiles and press f4 then log out and log back in and check your gold!!!!!!!really works!!!!!!!!

Report | 07/22/2010 9:00 pm


Dont quit gaia!

Report | 07/18/2010 10:24 am


It was a very old post and the last one I had gotten from you ^.^


Being stoned is looking for your remote in the freezer.
Being annihilated is finding it there.
.....and then remembering you've had popcorn chicken in the microwave since the commercial break before last.
Then realizing how pathetic keeping track of time by commercial breaks is.
Then quickly getting over it because your popcorn chicken is finished reheating.
And you try to frown or have any dissatification while eating popcorn chicken.
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