Le Gothique says about me: I want his cream inside me and my future abortioned babies
Mister carebear said I should write this about me: HI I AM A BEAR.
THINGS I LOVE TO DO:
MAKE LOVE TO OTHERS
MAUL INNOCENT BYSTANDERS
I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND ALWAYS AND ALWAYS AGAIN.
DOREDIA says this about me: I LIKE p***s. Generic label says about me: HIS RAPE IS OFF THE HOOK. Yarn balls said about me: hi im sexy sex bear i like small children but i dont like their parents cause they always hit me with things and yell mean words at me and it rlly hurts my feelings all i want 2 do is share all my love with their qt little babies Perfect Moustahce says about me: WELLL
SEXUAL HARASSMENT BEAR HAS DELICIOUS CANDY INSIDE HIS VAN, AND I ENJOY EATING IT A WHOLE LOT. I ALSO ENJOY THE OTHER THINGS HE DOES TO ME.
Dude, you know what's better than normal ******** pirates? Vikings.
There were these old Norse warriors that used to fight in an "uncontrollable, trance-like fury. And most historians believe that berserkers worked themselves into a rage before battle, but some think that they might have consumed drugged foods."
They were called berserkers.
WE COULD ******** BE LIKE BEARSERKERS. lol