Alright, since people seem to hate reading anything longer than a paragraph long:
• Call me Jess.
• I’m 23 years old.
• I probably like you.
• I definitely like Batman.
• I have the attention span of a goldfish. Yes, it takes me awhile to get back to people.
• I’m going to school for Psychology. Yes, I’m studying you as we speak.
• I love writing as a hobby.
• I hate this place so much Ican'tescapethoughpleasehelpme