Hello everyone. All empires have a court jester. A dog. I am that Dog. Thy Dog of Satan. Know this. I exist for two reasons. To worship the Chief Worshipper of Satan, and to troll thee. I have no personality. I am not real. I am an idea. I will vanish, and I will appear. I know what's crackin, I know what you lackin and I'm positively smackin.
My Rules That I Follow.
1. In trolling thee I cannot troll the Chief Worshipper of Satan, thou I may troll Satan himself. I can troll you however. Yes. YOU!
2. I lead cyberers into idiocy and Satan aids. If I see a cyberer you are liable to receive Satan aids, because you are a ******** dumbass and need to get off this site and get a life, as a n***a crack dealer's b***h, b***h.
3. One who knows me knows that I ingested poison rendering me incapable of speech, and incinerated my eyes with acid. I see through your eyes. I am watching you.
4. I am going to kill you, dawg.
5. Anyone who sets foot in mah crib will not be allowed. They must exit immediately. I do not allow anyone in my crib.
6. If I see my master the Chief Worshipper, I must give her 1000 gold, and leave her in peace. I will also allow her to execute as thou wilt.
7. I do not allow scams. You are eligible to be ******** ******** if you scam thee.