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Come one, come all, to the Modern War Fair! Drive on all the Kommunist Kart racetracks, and then talk about morality on Hitler's Ferris Wheel! To finish it off, you can take a long, soothing ride through the Tunnel of Radiation.



Squadalah!


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"The only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever."
-MindGazel

QFT:

"The hate against Wikipedia is simply 'cause it can be edited, and the possibility that when you actually check the page, you'll get information like "And on the third day, Raptor Jesus rose from the depths of furry hell and did a barrel roll into the heavens to battle shitting d**k nipples."
Because of course no one ever uses the sources at the bottom of the page."
-Gochihr

"What have we learned, kids? Sexism and Discrimination are OK, and everyone should stop whining.
Yeah no. "
-FlareKitsune (about Gaia's female-only "Venus" world)

"Some people ask "What would Jesus do?" when faced with a problem.
I prefer to ask "What would Zeus do?"
Then I turn into a swan and have sex with it."
-Raven Incognito

"HEY GUYS.
LET'S MAKE HEADSET THAT THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN ENJOY! NOW YOUR GRANDMA CAN ENJOY THE RACIAL SLURS AND SEXISM WITH YOU! "
-Scout Tarbroke (about WiiSpeak)

"It's how he shows love. He just wants to sniff her games. That's all. "
-Revear

"The only disaster(s) on the '2012' date will be caused by rioting, due to the belief that something will happen."
-Officially Unnamed

"MLG won't exist much longer. They can't keep the charade up much longer and it'll soon devolve into what it really is: a p***s rating site."
-Revear

"You cannot grasp the true form of these panties."
-Robo Tokoro

"'If you can't beat them, join them.' But if you can't beat them, then you really must be bad."
-Machineman9v1

"It's morally wrong to kill lines of code and 3D objects. Especially when they're young lines of code and 3D objects."
-dowingba {from Kotaku}

"People should just learn to accept blame instead of trying to pass it on to others."
-Dawkta Mawio Cot

"We are all dying slowly. Some day you'll be brave enough to accept that."
-L337_N1NJ4_M4573R

"You go Gameloft!
I'm waiting for my Last Imagination VII, Desire for High Velocity, and maybe even the Deity of Battle! Wow!"
-awkner (from Kotaku)(about "N.O.V.A." copying Halo)

"I think that the appeal of The Legend of Zelda is that it's a child's fairy tale, meant to be taken at face value and never scrutinized. I just wish its fanbase would get that memo and stop trying to call it deep. Being shallow isn't a bad thing."
-Aether Tokoro the Lawful

"I've had 28 PS3s die on me. Most recently, I bought 3 PS3 slims and they all died within five minutes of turning them on.
My launch 360, which I keep on 24 hours a day, in a sauna, still works great.
It's fun to say stuff on the Internet."
-Brodka (from Kotaku)

"I've come to believe that Heaven and Hell are each personalized to the soul, and that God has an epic video game library while Satan has a handful of Virtual Boys and every last copy of E.T. that was buried in the desert."
-Imbalance (from GameFAQs)

"Sometimes it's not what it's worth...it's the story of how you acquired it."
-Sheng-Long-Lives (from Kotaku)

"Scout's right."
-AnemoneMeer

"As a cow, I am insulted. Reported for racism."
-Scout Tarry (about someone calling his post "spam")

"I like my PC. Never had any problems with it, and it didn't cost me much. It runs pretty much anything too.
I like my Xbox 360. It helped start something very special to me.
I don't care if Microsoft are evil.
Hell, you kids will call any big company evil."
-Geckoro

"You know, if the US electorate was as motivated about progressing political and cultural issues as you nerds are about hating on Halo games, the country would be advanced culturally and scientifically by at least 50 years."
-InsidiousTuna (from Kotaku)

"The rule of failure: 'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'"
-Androcus

"Why do they call it the Xbox 360? Because it only works for a year."
-ChainStomp

"All you skeptics that regard saving present day lives disregard the lives of the future. Take a moment and think. "
-jarocookies (from YouTube)

"Sadly, I think I now know what parents must have felt like way back when Pokémon first came out."
-Pezdispenser (from Kotaku, commenting on the "Bakugan" game)

"Admin Announcement: Googly woogly cutesie wootsie kissy kissy giggle sticks!
Translation: We're about to really, really, piss you off."
-The Final Plantagenet

"The games developers couldn't program a pair of boobs because they'd never seen a pair of boobs before, obviously. "
-Trothael Kaesin (on the topic of the lack of women in Call of Duty)

"Here's what I think about the FCC, 4kids and other American censorship programs. If violence and language is so bad for our youth then why the hell are more Americans killing each other more often and how come I never heard of any school shootings in Japan. The U.S. has laws forbidding certain content in childrens' television, Japan is a lot more lenient and yet their kids are not killing each other as much. Why is that?"
-TheRandomm4 (from YouTube)

"He survived using God mode. the cheater."
-Windrummerboy, from Kotaku (about a Counter-Strike cheater who survived a knife through the head)

"It's always the same. ALWAYS the same.
Nintendo announces new technology with unorthodox mechanics. And the masses go BOO, put on their sarcasm hats ( it's a beret tipped to the side ) and joke about it or just criticize it until it comes out and suddenly, it's a success and a loved machine.
Judging by all your comments down here, the tradition has seemed to stick. "
-Harpo, from Kotaku (about Nintendo's 3DS)

"you say PS3 has no game you don't like all Great Game come to PS3 or you don't like all game you like came out on PS3 "
-Pucelle

"They'll be coming around the mountain if you mod! (If you mod).
They'll be coming around the mountain if you mod! (If you mod).
They'll be riding six white horses if you make illegal choices they'll be coming around the mountain if you mod!"
-Mosaic (from Kotaku) (about Canada's supposed new "modding is illegal" law)

"Gonna try my hand...

'Gears of War always
Was a total sausage fest
Finally, a chick'"
-Andrew Wyatt (from Kotaku)

"PS3 breaks down? Get a brand new one and re-download your games you bought off the PSN. Bought a new computer? Time to re-download your games off of Steam. Wii gets caught on fire? ******** you, buy our s**t again."
-Kane the Undertaker

"When you die, God will write "fool" on your tombstone, for he will have nothing else to say."
-Geolan1 (from YouTube)

"You can't decide boy or girl, but Zero is a long haired pretty boy, so it's like you're playing both!"
-SuperCat1187 (from GameFAQs)

"Star Man: Hey, Ring Man, I got an idea.
Ring Man: What's that?
Star Man: If I beat the lights out of Sonic, will you get Mario off my back?"
-jesseregnum (from YouTube)

"I think you must be tripping absolute balls that are on fire if you believe that Earth is the only planet that can sustain life in this gigantic universe. "
-Tenjinmoop (from YouTube)

"Or course [the 3DS] is pirate-proof; 3D doesn't work with an eyepatch."
-Jekht (from Kotaku)

"If Waluigi ever gets a game, it'd better be about him killing Wakoopas and rescuing Watoads as he makes his way to save Wapeach from Wabowser."
-GradyHoover (from GameFAQs)

"No wonder Fox's dad died... The dumbass was wearing shades in space."
-gameheadache (from GameFAQs)

"The new game with Kirby is all about whipping and bondage. It doesn't get more hardcore."
-PedroMontana (from GameFAQs) (about Kirby's Epic Yarn)

"We should sign a petition. To whoop a**."
-PunkyChipsAhoy (from Kotaku)

"[Women] b***h and moan about getting treated equally, yet they pull this "I'm a girl, you can't hit me" bullshit. They're not looking for equal rights, they're looking for dominance over males."
-Grandiloquence

"How about I just walk up to you, take your cereal, punch you in the face, and say "/breakfast"? Yeah, not very nice."
-frk_of_hpttln (from GameFAQs)

"Real grown-ups play crappy ports of games on their iPhones. Dedicated gaming handhelds are for kids."
-Elec Man EXE (from GameFAQs)

"I'm sorry, but after reading a few comments, something needs to be addressed: there are no Nazi zombies, only zombie Nazis.
A zombie Nazi is a Nazi which comes back from the dead and wants to eat the flesh of the living.
A Nazi zombie would be a zombie deciding it wants to become National-Socialist. "
-nudgenudge (from Kotaku) (about Call of Duty)

"Games were never about making fun. They were always about money and graphics.
Also every generation was oversaturrated with a single genre.
NES/Genesis/SNES - Platformers
N64/PS/Saturn - RPGS and 3D platformers
PS2/XBOX/Gamecube - RPGS
PS3/360/Wii - FPS"
-Domon Kasshu Tokoro

""God, the humans have made their own earth!"
"What!? What the ********!? I spent, like 6 days doing that s**t! I am not having some little human brat copy my medamn work, where is my lawyer!?"
"You cast him down and he set up hell, remember."
"Oh, s**t, yeah, shame that. Well in that case I'll just destroy his rendition of my work, point out where in the universe he made it."
"He made it in a game called Minecraft, my lord."
"... what the ******** is a minecraft?"
"Here, my lord."
"I see..."
Several hundred years later.
"Er, my lord, everybody on the planet earth has died due Satan's march of destruction and despair on the planet."
"Shut up Gabriel, I've nearly finished a castle in the shape of a p***s! See?"
"... very good my lord..." "
-DunnCarnage (from Kotaku)(about a recreation of a map of Earth in Minecraft)

"Remember, the key to successful online marketing has nothing to do with creating valuable, interesting content - but instead adding massive amounts of obnoxious share buttons."
-The Oatmeal (from The Oatmeal)

"They should've stuck with their original game plan and went after "casuals" with "hardcore" on the side. They were right to abandon them in the beginning. Hardcore console gamers are so damn fickle this generation it's like they're PC gamers. Having a wide variety of games don't mean s**t anymore, it's all about the pewpew and FOOTBALLLLL and other sports.
I think Nintendo's design philosophy just doesn't work too well with gamers these days. The way I see it is that new games play pretty much like "press button, AWESOME s**t HAPPENS". Traditional Nintendo games... aren't really like that."
-Leanid (from Kotaku)

"I vaguely remember the real Atari. I was a toddler and was NOT allowed to touch it. It was for the grownups. It was too expensive to be "played with". Then I got an Atari 2600, graduated to an NES, and so on. I remember being asked if it was necessary that I play with those stupid games since those were for children and I was getting too old for that. My childhood was full of confusing life lessons."
-QBasicGorilla (from Kotaku)

"Rule 1: Any bullets fired may NOT hit any other player.
Rule 2: Anyone breaking the first rule will be shot to death. "
-Heartlesswithaheart

"It's not even funny anymore. For nearly 2 decades now. Every time Nintendo makes the slightest misstep, or has a single bad quarter, fools come out of the woodwork with "buyout" and "go software only" talk. It's maddening."
-subnet6 (from Kotaku)

"Nowadays I hear people talking all the time about how the Wii isn't as hardcore as the Gamecube was. Back in its day, it was the kiddy little purple purse, nowhere near as hardcore as the PS2 or the N64 that came before it.
That's another funny thing. Back in the N64 days, all I remember is people complaining about how it was a kiddy system, nowhere near as hardcore as the Playstation or the SNES that came before it.
That's funny too, because back in the SNES days, all I remember is people complaining about how it was a kiddy system, nowhere near as hardcore as the Sega Genesis or the NES that came before it.
That's funny too, because back in the NES days people always said that Nintendo was for kids.
Does this mean that a few years after the Wii U comes out, people will be complaining about how it doesn't have any of the hardcore games that the Wii had?"
-toma13 (from GameFAQs)

"You can't judge other cultures by their differences, you can only accept and celebrate them, because when it all comes down to it, all that really matters is this:
We are all equally retarded, spastic and wrong."
-Matthew Scott (from Cracked)

"10 years ago we had Bob Hope, Jonny Cash, and Steve Jobs.
now we've got no Hope, no Cash, and no Jobs!"
-redshadowhero (about the death of Steve Jobs. RIP, Steve!)

RP #s:
Spamming 1: 12127271
Misplaced thread 1("B-n-J!", RK): 12372337
Spamming "ang. raid": 12710395
Spamming "Bonus fish": 13285325
Spamming "Bonus fish" 2: 13289545
Spamming "Pok`e": 13341485
Spamming "WEEEEEEL": 13500103
T.s United link: http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/?guild_id=312077
"You're right! Why didn't Bungie implement Spartan day-job mini-games?!?! Why!??!??
I mean, you could scrub dishes as Carter, make sandwiches with Kat, dispense drinks with Jun(that requires accuracy), carve helmets as Emile, Hungarian stuff with Jorge, and throw away bad helmets as Noble Six!
Think how great this could've been, people! Think!!!"
-Retrotoro (from GameFAQs)
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