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JLJ-x Report | 12/24/2020 11:35 am

merry christmas/xmas/Yule-Yuletide🎅🦌🎄

JLJ-x Report | 01/25/2020 4:45 am

hi how ya doing ?

4n9l3 Report | 04/02/2018 11:12 am

heart heart heart heart heart love yours as well

Keylid Blis Report | 04/01/2018 2:18 am

I shall tell you the story of the Foreskin of the Outer Space Gods. It all began in the Calmorean Sun of Cemataur Moons from Galgamour 7. The Spaghetti monster was traveling through the planets to find him a lover because he sucks at Tinder dates so he wanted to try to go to a bar and bag a ugly hoe. On that same night Space Marines were flying to the Moon so they could get sum f** by impressing women with their blue and yellow and sticks. One space marine hated Becky because Becky is a hoe. She don like blue, he went swiggity swoot but nothing went into the boot.

Once the spaghetti monster got to the intergalactic strip club because bars are for hoes. He wants to see big booties flap in his face and get his meatballs some slapping by them booty cheeks. Soon after some Space Marines went into the strip club to get sum tail but then the Spaghetti monster noticed that humans have entered the building which in his assumption he believed they were his worshippers so he demanded them to suck his meaty Italian meatballs but they shook their head disapproving of this action.

The Spaghetti monster got mad and started to attack the Space Marine but little did the monster know they were trained in the art of a**s-fu. They used grace, agility and strength in this style fighting thingy which is not really a thing but I made up for this story but they just bouncy off walls like Looney Tunes and smashed Spaghetti's eye balls with their assholes making him go ouch and such which was not pleasant because their butts are hard as iron. I'd get a booboo too because buns of steel make me nervous.
(End of part one)

Papa Bel Report | 03/28/2018 6:19 pm

LOL. It is my personal brand of autism in its most purest form.

JLJ-x Report | 07/30/2015 11:57 pm

come back we love you gonk

SenpaiisDTF Report | 05/19/2015 10:25 pm

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We6Are6Legion6 Report | 06/02/2014 12:46 pm

wow, your very Beautiful. wow

sorry, but i had to tell you. XD

Ulqor Ezakiya Report | 06/01/2014 5:00 pm

you didn't bother me lol , your cool hangout with me sometimes (:

Miss Skunkie Report | 05/31/2014 1:18 pm

thank you for your purchase! 4laugh