Someone like you must have a huge ego to judge on others relationship or your relationships have failed to be so condescending towards other couples. There must be something wrong with yours if your in here ranting about them. Im sure you wouldn't want someone to hope your relationship fails but im sure someone out there is hoping the same of yours.
"When you point your finger at someone, anyone, it is often a moment of judgement. We point our fingers when we want to scold someone, point out what they have done wrong. But each time we point, we simultaneously point three fingers back at ourselves.”
― Christopher Pike