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(hint: I'm lying)I'm a 50 year old woman with lots of money and a trophy husband living in a large expensive estate with seventeen cats on the premise.
I've had a total of 7 husbands, all of which mysteriously disappeared a weak or two after the wedding.
I wear and old worn out wedding gown that I've never taken off because my first husband abandoned me at the altar and I haven't changed the estate since except for manipulating for young girls hearts and making them twisted for my own sick revenge, (Miss Havisham is my hero)
and I enjoy eating pie and drinking Earl Grey (not a lie i do enjoy pie and drinking tea).
That would be so awesome if that was the truth but alas I am but a 16 year old girl with little money and two cats both of which avoid me like the plague. Which, judging by my ideal life described above, do so for good reason
But despite my obviously warped perception of entertaining wholesome fun, I hope you come to get to know me, I'm all bark and no bite. Unless you creep me out.
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