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(For some reason, it keeps fouling up whenever I try to add anything to my profile here...but anyway, hopefully someone will be able to help me out with that.)Hi, I'm Scott Pilgrim! I'm basically the coolest guy around. In case you haven't heard of me, I'm in a band called the Sex Bob-Ombs, I have my own comic book, and I have a feature film ALL ABOUT ME! How cool is that?!
It would take a pretty long time to tell you guys how cool my life is, so I'm going to leave that to my comic. However, I'll probably elaborate later. For now, you should totally just go buy my comic. It's the best.
By the way, you'd think being a featured character in a comic, video game, and a film as well as a rock star would bring in the gold, but as it turns out I'm pretty much broke on here. If you wouldn't mind donating some cash so I can get some new threads on here, I'd be forever in your debt! I'll do anything for gold (I mean, Wallace prepared me for this kinda thing...I'm not proud of it, but I've fallen on hard times before and I've done some things I'm not proud of. Let's just leave it at that.)
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The fanfics that come out of this will fall on your head.
I will make you read them aloud at an open mic.