fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM. fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. true friends: Will knock them the ******** out fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this, just like I did
I think I may have just come up with the first part of what could possibly be the single greatest double battle tag team there is, but I need you around to help me out with it. This is simply the craziest idea I've ever come up with, and I think it will work!