Hey Babe, when was the last time you rode a sleigh?
I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
I know when you`ve been bad or good
Some of my best toys run on batteries...
Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?
Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!
Wanna join the "Mile High" club?