I am the fastest vendor that has ever existed on this this site. The marketplace is my dominion, and I roam my castle like a king.
If you think you're faster, you're high. But, by all means, try me. You won't stand a chance. I've spent nine years (as of August 2015) perfecting my vending style. I have one of the fastest internet connections in the country (1,000Mbps upload and download, with a 20ms ping to Gaia's servers), and one of the fastest on the site. I own the marketplace.
Want to know how fast I am? Click the spoiler below. This item was listed for seven days. When I found it, it had 7 days and two seconds remaining. That being said, if I had chosen to purchase it, I could have bought it in -1 seconds (according to Gaias time stamps)
I joined on November 26, 2005, under the account known as Impulsive Button Pusher. The account was banned in October of 2013.