Pleased to meet you.

Samuel Elias Carswell's avatar

Birthday: 11/16

It's impolite to ask, but...


This is where one introduces himself.

My name is Dr. Carswell. I hail from Brightley, the Clockwork City.

I suppose this is the space in which I am expected to describe myself, a practice that I have always, quite frankly, thought myself lacking in. Well, I'll take a shot at it in any case.

First, I shall make sure to mention that my 'Doctor' title is not, in fact, that of a medical doctor. I am a Doctor of Engineering, so please don't come crawling to me with limbs askew and blocked oesophagi and expect me to be useful beyond panicking and calling you an emergency cab.
...And also perhaps mending your radiator, so you can be nice and warm while the paramedics attempt their frantic rescue.

Hmm, yes. Where was I?
... I am a man of many interests, and perhaps niche tastes. I love animals, particularly cats, and they seem to love me. Well, birds don't. Picky bastards they are. Anyway. I love electronics of all kinds, as well as robots and cyborgs, forms of transportation, heavy engines, flying machines... you name it.

Truly, isn't it amazing? That man can take the very bones of the earth, hold them in his own, reshape them with his mind- his ingenuity!- alone, until the thrum of machinery beats as a heart of its' own? Is it not almost divine an experience? I find it so. My passion goes beyond that of a simple vocation (which those who recognise my name may have been able to guess already!). It is a way of being. It is a way of life.

Here is some useless trivia and assorted minutiae about myself.
- I have no fewer than twenty-seven pet pugs (I will probably return home to many more. It is breeding season).
- I played the violin in my youth. I was terrible then. I am terrible now.
- I can sing, somewhat. My apologies if I wake you up; I've a habit of doing it in the morning.
- The first machine I ever built entirely of my own design was a coffee brewer. I still use it. It trembles when I turn it on but I am too attached to it to replace it.
- I am quite jumpy around medical professionals. It seems common enough; I'm not ashamed of it.

Questions? Comments? Worship and adoration? Have at it! Hahaha!

Leave me a message. I don't bite!

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Tinidril Report | 04/21/2014 11:01 am
ROFL, thats hilarious!!
Kitty Gnar-Gnar Report | 04/17/2014 7:42 pm
Kitty Gnar-Gnar
*smooches* n wn heart
Adrien Ludovic Gilles Report | 04/16/2014 11:47 pm
Adrien Ludovic Gilles
Oh do you like them? I got them for a great price at ---
How dare you.
Adrien Ludovic Gilles Report | 04/16/2014 11:39 pm
Adrien Ludovic Gilles
I look ridiculous and I hate you all.

( heart rofl )
Sifen Yamishi Report | 04/16/2014 7:17 pm
Sifen Yamishi
Nah. That item was a waste of a Golden Ticket and it's a disgusting one to boot. I just stated the honesty that needed to be said.

Btw: I've always admired your avatars.
AtreeX Report | 04/14/2014 4:05 pm
Oh, oh! And congratulations on that reward. C:
From what I've seen, you seem more than worthy of it!
AtreeX Report | 04/14/2014 4:04 pm
Hello! It's nice to see you again. How have you been?

(Ahahaha, yeah, that's one thing that tipped me off.
... People get butthurt over that? I admit that early on I was unsure as to how to treat you in the Honest thread (IC/OoC), but that's all. Certainly nothing worth getting butthurt over.
And besides, plenty of WGers have a ton of faces. The worst reaction I've ever had to learning a new identity was "WOW, I'M STUPID," hahahaaa.
Ah, but people are weird about things. Best to be wary and prepared. Feh.)
Sheshira Report | 04/07/2014 2:09 am
I'll remember the trick of squinting my eyes because I don't smile naturally especially if among people I don't know (thank you!). Though I have this whole issue where I don't know how to react in certain situations... I lack social cues I suppose but mostly with people I don't know well, strangers, or people who for whatever reason I can't seem to mesh well with. I tend to be a bit more nervous, critical (of how I'm reacting or how I should react), and jumpy around people I don't know. So I think for me my resting b***h face is my self defense to keep people from invading my personal space.
Sheshira Report | 04/07/2014 2:02 am
My dad used to joke that I have a "chola" face (I'm hispanic/Latin hence the off color joke) :T It's very annoying because I can be feeling all right or neutral but I get seen as being upset or at least in a negative mood. xd Plus I tend to hate to smile too much because I'm creeped out by those who smile too much.
Miss Conception Report | 04/06/2014 1:01 am
Miss Conception
Aww thank you <3 I would hope so I worked on it for ages


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Friendly contributions!

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Kitty Gnar-Gnar for assorted shiny things but mostly the gift of friendship which is my favorite thing! I love you!

Thank you, anonymous benefactor, for the Nihonzaru. IT'S A FLUFFY MONKEY I LOVE IT

Thank you, HQ, for the Black and Ash Floweret Crown. I'm planning my wedding, actually... hm! This might come in handy!

Thank you, anonymous benefactor, for the Blue Heartstring. I... think I know who it was. I got into his pants, the ribbon was the reward. Oh, gracious, am I a prostitute now?

Thank you Adrien Gilles for the Zealous Engineer and Silent Masquerade. Is that you? Are you watching me behind... no. Just the wind. Oh, God, I'm so jumpy lately.

Thanks to PoultryChamp for the November 2004 letter, with the message: 'Sometimes leadership is planting trees under whose shade you will never sit'. Wonderful!

Thanks to Storylab Sonicflight for the Parasprites. Except NOW I HAVE TO FIND A TROMBONNEEEE

Thanks to Achriya for Gummy. Poor toothless reptile...

Thank you TheBoundWoman for my Unicorn and my Princess Celestia! Now, to visit Canterlot!

Thanks be to miss Horror Holly for the Wary Intrigue. I'm pretty sure it's not a good idea to actually hold a gun like this...

... Ah, thanks to... to Horror Holly. Flight of Fancy. ...I feel faint.

Thanks to an 'anonymous benefactor' (Kefka, you b*****d) for the comb. Stop calling me a longhair!

Thanks to an anonymous benefactor for the Chronocessories. Tick tock.

Thank you, Mastermind Junko, for the Black Butler: Agni! Right sporting of you!

Thank you Lapin Lequesne for this piece of art. Oh, goodness, though, I do wish you'd put a shirt on. O-or a skirt...

Thanking T y l e n o l. for the lovely Dashing Gentleman Sardonyx Sash! Perfect for soirees. And springtime!

Thank you to XxStorylinexX for giving me an extra pair of glasses! One can never have too many, when they're a gigantic klutz like myself, hahahaha!

Thankyou, Erhard, for the Cream and Gold Flowerlet Branch. I appreciate the concern. I'm feeling much better now.

Thankyou, Anonymous, for the darling blue bowtie! How did you know?!

Thank you Lithium Lilith for the Mysterious Train Station! He's got a ticket to ride...

Thank you Quote of the Day for the Cat Burglar's Treasure! This saves me the trouble of committing larceny myself!

Thank you, Anon, for the Captain Cobalt! I do so enjoy the masquerade mask it comes with!

This portrait is by the lovely EbeleRoderick. A splendid likeness, if I do say so myself.

This portrait is by J Lone Wolf. My typist loves it. Says I look dashing and competent. She giggles when she calls me competent, but I accept the sentiment all the same.

Thank you, Achriya, for the lovely Sir Ceph. I shall do my best to make certain my apprentice doesn't eat him. I've seen the way he stares him down and makes significant glances toward the condiments.

Thanks to Kaiserin Kai for the Wizard's Brew. I'm not normally a drinker of beer, but something about this one rather prompts me to imbibe it... how mysterious it is!

Thanks to Akabi Yoru for this lovely piece! I do so enjoy receiving artwork!

This is by Lea Florens. I... I don't recall requesting this... (the opium in Dr. Carswell's hand probably explains that.)

Thanks to Tinidril for the Pheathershop! How dapper!
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