The Duchess of Disco, Regent of Rock, Tyrant of Techno

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Registered: 09/25/2009

Birthday: 01/14

Occupation: All of them.

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Inactivity Report

Just wanted to make it "official:"

I'm on a hiatus of sorts. Just busy, and atm crappy internet connection. smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif Sorry I haven't talked to anyone much, but I really hope you're doing well and having fun. smilies/icon_heart.gif

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My Chaotik biography

My childhood was a simple one, filled with the joys of picking through the city trash cans in hopes to find a nice pair of discarded shoes. I wasn't poor, though, and that was the joy of it! I had things that the average kid had. My teen years were a b***h, though. I met this one cat-girl and she really liked me. I mean REALLY liked me. We hung out for a while, because, I mean, she was really nice. ^_^ Then one day we saw a male calico and she was like "Forget this!" AND DITCHED ME!! smilies/icon_scream.gif I got mad, real mad, so I went out into the desert for 40 days and 40 nights to find enlightenment. Then I got tired of baring the heat, so I moved to Antarctica to live with the penguins. There, the penguins taught me the ways of being a bowling pin when walruses roll down mountains. I returned the walrus' bukkit, and then I met that cat-girl again. She for some reason wanted to make out with me. So I was like "okay" *shrug*; but as our faces came together, a horrible sense of deja vu overcame me as I remembered "Jennifer's Body"... The fear brought about by the thought of the movie caused me to blackout and experience a terrifying flashback from my youth (as I often do). Flashback: I had wandered into a movie theater at night, too tired to make it back to my cardboard box on the street corner; laying down on the seats, I was staring at the black screen when I saw the most disgusting sight ever. And the awful sight was. . . an empty bag of Gummi Bears, and a Latte machine that was ******** empty. When all of a sudden, the latte machine started spewing coffee and cream everywhere! The cream that spewed everywhere reminded me of the time when I- Wait, that's against the ToS! I can't share that information with all of you. So let's just say it was a really fun time! As I started to fall asleep in the movie theater I was woken up by the stupid stalker cat-girl. I asked that b***h, "What the crap d'YOU want?" and so she said, "Tickle your pickle for a nickle!" then winked at me. "But I hate pickles," was my simple reply. Elaborating, I added, "It's 'cause their skin looks like it has warts!!" The Cat-girl tilted her head and then she said, "...I didn't mean THAT pickle..." There was a long pause between us, so I just got up and left. But as I was four blocks away from the cat-girl I was attacked by flying sushi and beached up dolphins. I killed them all with... a spoon... then took them home and had them for dinner. They made a delicious soup and the spoon I killed them with had become extremely helpful for the situation. (To be continued)

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I Sinistro I Report | 07/29/2014 2:42 am
Hey Sami, I doubt you even remember me but it's Angelo (Styk). I miss seeing you around. . Come on when you can, alright? I miss you, and I still think of you often. [Hugs] I hope you're alright.
Zerkon Terona Report | 03/20/2013 7:32 pm
It's me again, Sami. I know you'll most likely never get any of these, but I have to try. I wish I knew where you were, or even just what your name was, because I'd like to find you and talk to you again. Things are really rough with the guild. Mooncry finally passed ownership along to me. So I own the Fairy Tail Guild now. But Things...Well I hope they better before the get worse. I'm having an inactivity purge in a few months, So if by some miracle you get this, I would love it if you'd post. If you don't, I'll have to do my job and remove you...But If you get this afterward and decide you still want to be a part of the guild, then I'll be more than happy to have you back.

I hope to See you again,

Justin.
Zerkon Terona Report | 08/26/2012 4:23 pm
Hey Sami. It's been a long time. I'm going to be honest: Fairy Tail is suffering without you. Only me, The Other Mooncry, and The Silver Paradox are left to run it. But, I won't burden you with our problems. How is married life? Are you doing well?I hope so. I wish I could talk to you in person, but life happens, eh? I hope you're having fun!

(and your 'about me' section is still hilarous!)
I Sinistro I Report | 09/23/2011 1:13 pm
I MISS YOU, SAMIIIIIII!!!!! gonk COME BACK TO US SOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!! Stop in and say 'Hello' to us sometime!!!!
efalcon93 Report | 09/01/2011 7:09 pm
THE GAAAAAMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream
Kinare Rei Zainin Report | 01/19/2011 9:31 am
Well... BE ON SO YOU CAN TELL ME!! ;-;
Or get unlimited texts or something. :L
Reaper Elyse Report | 01/15/2011 6:21 pm
Fell Better sami *glomp*
Kinare Rei Zainin Report | 01/13/2011 11:26 pm
SAMI D<
HAPPY FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY MY DEAR SISTER <3
*lots of luffs*
ur so ollllld ;-;
And I miss you and stuffffs. ;-;
You better have a good birthday to make up for never being here. D<
An Ironic Username Report | 01/11/2011 3:55 pm
Sorry about randomly commenting,but I love your avatar,it has a great color theme to it.
Guilao Rian Report | 12/29/2010 2:19 pm
HEY HOW WAS YOUR HOLIDAYS
 
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