AboutZOMG INCOMMING NEWS!!!! I had an epiphany about three monthes ago and I am now a proud Lesbian, I thought I was Bi but im not!!!!!!!!!! Isn't that great? I know!
Hello everyone. Im 18 and I live in New York City. How cool is that? I know. Well Im one of the biggest SasuNaru fans known to man except I got beat down with a yuri paddle in a battle for the better genre (you know yuri or yaoi.) I and my yaoi paddle got my a** handed to me on a platter at New York Anime Festival. Sigh yes I know what your thinking I suck right? Well anyway I Love Yaoi Im a Hardcore fan. I love Sasuke only with Naruto, and I absolutely f$ing hate NaruSasu or any other pairings with them. I write stories but I dont post them; I just read everyone else's.
I love J-Rock/Pop and glitterbands. Im a Freshman in College, and I hate the world except for my friends and family except Whitney
(Hate that b***h.) I love reading manga you can catch me at GreenAcres on Saturdays and Sundays in Borders on the floor somewhere reading yaoi with my friends. What else, let's see... Im poor, (I need a job) I live at home (duh) and I have no life except the CPU. Oh yeah I need a girlfriend.
Done now where's my strawberry pocky?!?
~You know you live in 2008 when...~
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3. The reason for not staying intouch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or a myspace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Ha this got me good darkalbino. (FFN)
My fav couples are:
SasuNaru (as said before)
ShinoKiba (wierd I know)
ShikaChoj (wierd again I know)
AoshiMisao from Rurouni Kenshin (I still love some straight couples and these two just stick to me like crazy glue.)
If you think that there are TOO many similatities between Naruto and Harry Potter, put this in your profile. the Gay a** Snake dode obsessed with dark haired angsty orphen teen (harry Sasuke), two males one female (Sakura Hermione) friend, female is super smart, other guy friend is prankster (Naruto, Ron), main charector was orphened at birth, or close too. (Harry Naruto) didn't find out truth about themselves till they were 11-12, Mad eye moody has one eye, so does Kakashi, the most powerful good guy character that was incharge of the people around the main character died because of the evil snake dude. (Dumbledoor, the third). If you believe that this is a law suit waiting to happen put this in your profile.
-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. cough cough whitney cough cough ; )
-If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the ******** of it, copy this into your profile.
I want to die peacfully in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passangers in his car.
~When you find you and your friend running from a mad man, there is only one way to survive... and that is to trip your friend.
Im the type of girl that laughs randomly in public about something that happened the day before.
I laugh at jokes three times, Once when its told to me, Once when its explained, And once 2 days later at band camp when i finally get it.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
From ThePuppetMaster's profile on ffn.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you had ever got caught talking to your computer or any other inanimate object, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Mangafreak1310, zimeatspotatoes, mantineus, Morning Child, Sakura-chama
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
I have moooooooooooore.
((20 Ways to Annoy Naruto))
1. Tell him Sasuke wants to have his "Man Babies"
2. Watch him faint
3. Once he's fainted, drag him to Sasuke's house, then sneak in and leave him in Sasuke's room
4. Tape his eyelids open and force him to read 200 SasuNaru yaoi fan-fics
5. Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Sasuke kissing on the Konoha website
6. Cover his bedroom walls with colourful print-out pics of a nude Sasuke and every guy inside the Naruto story
7. Throw random things at his head when you're behind him, if he asked you "Why did you do that?", say "Me? I didn't do anything! You're crazy! How dare you accuse me!" then walk away pretending to be offended
8. Ask him if he went to rehab for being addicted to crack Ramen
9. Show SasuNaru pics to all the ninjas inside the original story
10. When he says something "funny", laugh really loud for five minutes, the stop suddenly with a serious look on your face and say, "I don't get it"
11. Put as much laxative as possible in his ramen
12. Take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, then laugh outside the door when he's freaking out
13. Remind him of the day he shat himself (Lol, shat!)
14. Challenge him to a game of DDR
15. Cry when you realise there's no DDR in that era
16. Give him to Orochimaru for 5 bucks
17. Save him two days later, making sure he's fully traumatised by spending "quality times" with the snake
18. Lock him in a room with Sasuke for one week (I love this one the best!)
19. When he finally tries to kill you, scream, run in a circle, scream some more, and repeat this process until he just gives up and leaves
20. Last but not least, replace his boxers with thongs
((20 Ways to Annoy Sasuke))
1. Call him cockatoo
2. Go up to him and stare him directly in the face
3. If he asks what you're doing, say, "Hm...they're right, Itachi's way hotter"
4. When you greet him, say "Hiya, Itachi...I mean Sasuke"
5. Say that he looks like a mini Itachi
6. Say that Itachi is way cooler
7. Told him Naruto's a lot stronger than him
8. Call him emo
9. Scream in a fangirl way "Sasuke-kunnn!" and chase him
10. Call the fangirls when he's around
11. Paint his nails purple when he's asleep
12. Paint red clouds on his clothes when he's asleep too
13. Take a picture of him like that
14. Dress him back to normal and when he wakes up, run over to him and say loudly, "Gee, Sasuke! I never knew you're in the Akatsuki!" and show him the picture (I love this one the best!)
15. Say that he's dating both Sakura and Ino
16. Then yell loudly, "You're a two-timer!"
17. Call forth the two bitches and get them to fight on who's dating Sasuke (sorry, but I hate those two!)
18. Throw Sasuke (and Naruto) inbetween
19. Show them the picture of the two boys kissing
20. Draw really freaky SasuNaru babies, show them to Sasuke and shout "Ahhhh! Hyperactive emo man babies! Ahhh!"
((20 Ways to Annoy Gaara))
1. Steal his gourd
2. Make a grafitti of the lyrics of Mr. Sandman on the gourd
3. Steal his cookies
4. Scream at the top of your lungs when you're on the roof "Peeping Tom!" then watch as the girls/mad boys come out
5. Then point at Gaara
6. Run up to him and ask where his eyebrows are
7. Tell him Lee loves him
8. When his eyes are like O.O say it was actually Neji
9. Kick him in the shin and demand the return of your teddy bear
10. Sing Mr. Sandman whenever he's around
11. Tell him he's weak
12. Tell him that Shukaku is a fuzzy kitty
13. Then yell "Gaara's fuzzy kitty has rabies, kill it!"
14. Tell him you think it's cute for him to have a "love" tatoo on his forehead (Lol, I'd like to do this one!)
15. Make a fake pic of Gaara and Neji hugging (And this one as well!)
16. Then sell it on E-bay
17. Steal his cookies (again) and give them to Neji
18. Tell him Elmo's looking for him
19. When he asks who, tell him it's Gai-sensei and give him a knife
20. Watch as he's being attacked (again) by Lee for killing his precious Gai-sensei
((20 Ways to Annoy Itachi))
1. Video him when he is taking a bath and film it in the public
2. Then blame it on Kisame
3. Cut his hair when he is asleep
4. Tell him the Sharingan looks stupid on him
5. Tell him he looks like a 100-year-old evil-freaking man
6. Give him a wrinkle-reducer cream
7. Put glue in his shampoo
8. Say Sasuke is way hotter than him
9. Replace his nail polish with a pink polish
10. Tell him his brother has a huge crush on him
11. Paint "I Love Kisame" on his door
12. Ask him why did he kill his clan repeatedly until he tells you
13. Ask him to kill your clan, if he refuses, then scream "Why! You killed yours, didn't ya!"
14. When he goes to kill your clan, tell him "Don't forget the little brother this time, 'kay?"
15. Make him eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame
16. Steal his boxers and give it to Sasuke
17. Do the same with Sasuke's boxers, give it to him in return
18. Dress him as a princess for Halloween (I want to do this! X3)
19. Tell him the Uchiha sign looks like a tiny p***s with huge balls (Lol!)
20. Spread rumours that he is actually a girl in disguise
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was b***h, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;(hell yeah!)
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;(Thats how I get lemons, ask angel of the fayth)
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;(not really I like her in pt 2.)
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;(so true)
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;(not real...ok so maybe alittle)
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;(she's reading my mind!)
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;(hell ya, SasuNaru for ever!!!!!!!!!!!)
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;(I know! I keep saying that.)
You love reading this reader’s profile;
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;(before pt 2 yes. totally.)
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto;(I do but it's still kawaii in a way)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;(That me)
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;(Yes now ppl believe!!!!!!)
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);(I agree)
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;(dude I have that picture, kowaii...)
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (actually on the contrar they do and only angel of the fayth is a nonbeliever, shun the non believer. Shunnnnnn, shuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaah.)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..) (actually about that too. ^_^; our club is successful going on two years now. With many new yaoi fans...)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" ;(O.O dude I have to do that, genius.)
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him b*****d! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);(dude me too!)
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (actually I have them in my head and on paper not posted...);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;(guilty)
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle;(I can't because I dont have an Ipod, but soon you'll all see...Me and my 80 gig, and then who'll have the last laugh then HA!)
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)(actually. works for me except for on angel of the fayth, and yeah Im putting you on blast if your reading this.)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;(my mom knows that I like yaoi and she asks me every time like I never told her before and Im all to happy to explain every time =^.^=)
You sigh as this list ends XD
(Credits go to Tesina Gela Gardner! She's the one who made this awesome list! Thankies!)
Credit also to Sabaku no koneko from whom I toke said extra, the annoying lists, sasunaru or sasusaku (regurgitates) and the sasunaru list.
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