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I'll make this brief.

My name is Severus Snape, and I teach potions at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please do not do any of the following extremely annoying things:

1. Send me random friend requests. If I don't know you, your request will simply sit and rot in my "Awaiting Approval" box for all eternity.

2. Ask me to join your Role Play. I do not Role Play. The answer is "no."

3. Ask me to be your boyfriend. Again, the answer is "no" so don't waste your effort.

4. Ask me for donations of any kind. I think that by the previous two statements, you can guess what my answer would be.

5. Send me lewd PMs. They will be ignored and deleted. I am not interested.

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The Festival of Rants

This is just basically where I rant about stuff...stuff that pisses me off, usually.


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IIYuuki_ChanII

Report | 11/25/2013 12:10 pm

IIYuuki_ChanII

I WILL RAPE YOU.
XxMrBunBunxX

Report | 11/01/2008 5:06 pm

XxMrBunBunxX

SEVYKENS!! I LVOE YOU MARRY ME!!!!
99Hitman99

Report | 02/08/2008 6:51 pm

99Hitman99

Wanna have a duel snap hein?
Shuga Ray-Rey

Report | 01/13/2008 4:38 pm

Shuga Ray-Rey

Are u in the Dark Wizrds -Slytherin guild like me and Malfoy
MissAwwtum

Report | 12/28/2007 3:20 pm

MissAwwtum

(I'm just kidding with you.) Seriously though I like the way you made your profile.
MissAwwtum

Report | 12/24/2007 2:23 pm

MissAwwtum

Amazing profile, Proffesor Snape, But before I get back to my own businesses,

I have one little question for you in which I would like to know the answer to.

If the Killing Curse is said to be unblockable why is it that Harry potter could

manage to block it with the spell "Expelliarmus", which is the spell takes the wand from

the opposing person and brings the wand to you. Wouldn't the spell hit Potter anyways?

Why is it that the spell hit the person whom cast the curse in the fist place?
Argile-Print

Report | 12/18/2007 1:52 pm

Argile-Print

argile-print recomends that prefessor snape washes his hair more often.
Malfoy

Report | 12/07/2007 4:38 pm

Malfoy

I'll kick you in your butt! Now what do you have to say?
xSaraSeduction

Report | 11/09/2007 3:34 pm

xSaraSeduction

Slytherin Rocks. User Image
Albert Wesker of RE

Report | 09/24/2007 3:49 pm

Albert Wesker of RE

hello prof. snape

i didnt do my homework

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