Halichoeres bivittatus

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Location: Atlantic Ocean

Birthday: 01/01

Occupation: Ichthyologist

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swageva Report | 07/22/2014 6:52 pm
swageva
love makin dem slipperydick fish happy heart heart heart
swageva Report | 07/20/2014 11:53 am
swageva
sAME bruh, ugh CNT GET OVER UR PROFILE LIKE ITS INTERESTING AND FUNNY LIKE OMG
swageva Report | 07/19/2014 11:27 pm
swageva
I have learned a lot about the slippery d**k from this profile heart that avi is adorbs 2 liek i jus wanna pet iT heart heart heart heart heart heart
eminoir Report | 07/19/2014 5:41 pm
eminoir
Cute! I love your Sailor Moon cosplay! Which convention did you attend?
eminoir Report | 07/07/2014 12:25 pm
eminoir
Very nice! Pics when you're done? :p
eminoir Report | 06/30/2014 12:45 pm
eminoir
Nice! What are you going as?
eminoir Report | 06/17/2014 3:05 pm
eminoir
Awww, thanks, gurlfrannn :')
Yours is super cute as always. How's life in the deep blue sea?
Daffodil the Destroyer Report | 06/16/2014 8:28 pm
Daffodil the Destroyer
Something about your avatar is just fabulous!
eminoir Report | 04/10/2014 7:00 am
eminoir
hiii! <3
eminoir Report | 10/31/2013 11:17 pm
eminoir
voted!
 

..........................I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS

Hello there! I am the Slippery d**k Wrasse and my scientific name is Halichoeres bivittatus.

I enjoy constantly swimming about reefs, adjacent to sand areas and grass beds. I am very common throughout Florida, Bahamas, Caribbean; also Gulf of Mexico, north to North Carolina, Bermuda, and south to Brazil.

I am easily identified by my cigar-shaped bodies. I also have a darkish to black midbody stripe, and a lower stripe that is less distinct (and often absent). My tail is very triangular. I also always have a small green and yellow bicolored spot above my pectoral fin.

I enjoy being a total d**k to the other fish and shrimps that live with me in the aquarium by stealing their food. Even when those shrimp have big claws and sometimes they cut up my caudal fin. I still don't hesitate to yank the food out of their mouth, even when I am fat and full to bursting.

Usually if you approach me I will act unconcerned, but this does not mean I will get too close. Unless if you offer me food.

My colors are varied going from being brown/cream to completly white when juvenile, then changing to shades of green and rainbow colors when an adult.

Like all wrasses, I may change sex depending on biological and environmental circumstances. No one seems to know for sure how I received my colorful name, although (coming soon smilies/icon_3nodding.gif )

If you don't believe that I am a fish google me or ASK an Ichthyologist

TO SEE ME GO SNORKELING IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!!! I'm a very VERY common fish smilies/icon_4laugh.gif

THIS IS MEEE!

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How to Identify me

Me in an odd vertical position

Me eating crab YUM (stop filming me I will swim away)

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Yes, I'm just a fish in the atlantic (ocean)

OMG WHAT A D I C K!

You can call me Richard!

I am also a fish

Arrow crab ninja between the dicks

Lots of dicks!

d**k'n Around!

I own this video!