Halichoeres bivittatus

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Location: Atlantic Ocean

Birthday: 01/01

Occupation: Ichthyologist

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eminoir Report | 04/10/2014 7:00 am
eminoir
hiii! <3
eminoir Report | 10/31/2013 11:17 pm
eminoir
voted!
eminoir Report | 10/17/2013 11:48 pm
eminoir
Awwwwww, cute art! <3
axecaliva Report | 10/15/2013 11:27 am
axecaliva
this is the best profile ever
PeopleYouKnew Report | 10/13/2013 12:29 pm
PeopleYouKnew
it's ok
tofyuu Report | 10/11/2013 3:26 pm
tofyuu
haha, I'd love to see more videos of your fish. Watching them make me feel like a marine biologist, ohooo.

awh man, may those fish rest in peace. D:
tofyuu Report | 10/10/2013 10:52 pm
tofyuu
of course I don't mind, I love talking to you c:
I saw your youtube channel in your sig and decided to stalk it, lol.
Your aquarium's stunning emotion_kirakira

and were you the one cosplaying as Miku? o:
Sidney Has A Kidney Report | 10/09/2013 10:22 am
Sidney Has A Kidney
xd Yay!
Sidney Has A Kidney Report | 10/09/2013 7:56 am
Sidney Has A Kidney
Haha, it's just so perfect xD
You should put your avi in the arena! I would totally vote 3nodding
And I never even go on the arena! o.o
Sidney Has A Kidney Report | 10/08/2013 8:56 pm
Sidney Has A Kidney
Your profile and username made me L.M.A.O blaugh rofl
 

..........................I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS

Hello there! I am the Slippery d**k Wrasse and my scientific name is Halichoeres bivittatus.

I enjoy constantly swimming about reefs, adjacent to sand areas and grass beds. I am very common throughout Florida, Bahamas, Caribbean; also Gulf of Mexico, north to North Carolina, Bermuda, and south to Brazil.

I am easily identified by my cigar-shaped bodies. I also have a darkish to black midbody stripe, and a lower stripe that is less distinct (and often absent). My tail is very triangular. I also always have a small green and yellow bicolored spot above my pectoral fin.

I enjoy being a total d**k to the other fish and shrimps that live with me in the aquarium by stealing their food. Even when those shrimp have big claws and sometimes they cut up my caudal fin. I still don't hesitate to yank the food out of their mouth, even when I am fat and full to bursting.

Usually if you approach me I will act unconcerned, but this does not mean I will get too close. Unless if you offer me food.

My colors are varied going from being brown/cream to completly white when juvenile, then changing to shades of green and rainbow colors when an adult.

Like all wrasses, I may change sex depending on biological and environmental circumstances. No one seems to know for sure how I received my colorful name, although (coming soon smilies/icon_3nodding.gif )

If you don't believe that I am a fish google me or ASK an Ichthyologist

TO SEE ME GO SNORKELING IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!!! I'm a very VERY common fish smilies/icon_4laugh.gif

THIS IS MEEE!

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How to Identify me

Me in an odd vertical position

Me eating crab YUM (stop filming me I will swim away)

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Yes, I'm just a fish in the atlantic (ocean)

OMG WHAT A D I C K!

You can call me Richard!

I am also a fish

Arrow crab ninja between the dicks

Lots of dicks!

d**k'n Around!

I own this video!