The text below was written between the year 2007 and 2009, and the content has not been changed much, other than re-ordering here and there. Since that time, I have become incredibly physically fit. I jump fences and can climb trees with nothing much than gloves and long-pants. I have found a talent in performing Hip-Hop music. I write my own lyrics and create my own beats. The popcorn thing hasn't changed. I did realize that I'm terrible at Mario Kart when it comes to competitive play. I'm mildly proficient at the first three Super Smash Bros. games. I have changed a lot as a person since that was written and I believe it's not even close to being done. I feel that life improves as long as that's a goal I work toward.
I cannot whistle, jump rope, jump fences, crow like a rooster, spell blood with my fingers, play musical instruments, or any of that kind of stuff. i have not ever correctly opened a bag of microwave popcorn; I always rip the bag. I'm mildly proficient at Mario Kart Wii. When I was a child, I asked the clerk at a Dollar Store "How much does this cost?" about six times. Honestly, I couldn't believe it was ALL only a dollar.
I was once told "You are like an ugly Tom Cruise." To this day, I don't know if that was a compliment, or an insult.