meeting new people
& being silly.
*I have created all doodles on my profile unless stated otherwise*
⇩extended "about me"⇩
A Little More About Me
To be honest, I don't really like humans (as an animal species, that is), but considering that we all share in the same flaws we should at least be civil toward one another. I don't see the necessity for blind hatred. I understand the use of stereotypes for organizational purposes only, not for shaping one's self and one's lifestyle. The only kind of people I don't like are those who blame everything/everybody else for their problems (i.e. "I'm a failure because my parents raised me this way", "I have an addiction because *insert any reason here other than 'it is my own damn fault'*", and, my personal favorite, "I am fat because of *insert fast food chain or junk food name here*"). I believe we are the root cause of all of our own problems, AS WELL AS THE SOLUTION to said problems.
I really enjoy intelligent conversations, but a lot of the time when I am online I'm too tired for this and I prefer to talk about tiny, ridiculous things like conquering the world, talking to cats, or even pretending to be them. I have no filter, and if I ever say anything inappropriate know that I am enjoying it to the max capacity of inappropriateness.
I have an unusually optimistic view on life (save for the subject of humanity), and people say I come off as being kind of a dork; I don't mind. I'm pretty good at making jokes at my own expense, and I laugh at almost everything.
When I'm not working (which is usually the case), I play video games, read books, and sit outside; adapted behavior, possibly due to a long life of having plenty of friends but not enough money to do anything with them.
I believe manners are uber important, and if you have poor manners I will probably flip you off, if not call you an unpleasant name.
I can cook like a woman and fight like a man.
I have a long list of talents, actually, including but not limited to: minding my own damn business, making boring things look fun even if they really aren't, making the most out of an awkward situation, causing awkward situations, freaking people out with my cat obsession, knowing weird things about cats, being a Pokemon Master, finding things in common with people, not getting out of bed for a day, ******** things up, having a problem but not wanting to ask for help, and making the most out of everything.
As well as these skill sets: Gaming Skills, Cat Lady Skills, Woman Skills, Nature Skills, Doodling Skills, Grammar Skills, and many more.
So, in other words, I'm pretty ******** awesome. And if you aren't my friend now you should be, because one day I'm going to be dead, and then I'll be just another person you never made contact with.