Russian Vodka Winter

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That Bocchan Report | 01/28/2015 5:40 pm
That Bocchan
Thanks~ Although I wish I have creativity to make my own profiles whee
Juicy Tomatoes Report | 01/23/2015 1:28 pm
Juicy Tomatoes
That's a what I thought!


You got all damn affectionate all of a sudden!


~puff out cheeks~

You're making me feel funny...stop it!

~is really enjoying the attention~ really mean that or are you just a saying that to get in a my pants?

Not that I think you can...these feel so tight all of a sudden, I mean itsa supposed to be tight, si, but they feel a so tight Imma not sure I can even take them off.


~leans against~

My back feels a lot better now all of a sudden, but I still feel weird everywhere else.
Juicy Tomatoes Report | 01/22/2015 6:04 pm
Juicy Tomatoes
Che cosa?!

What a the hell you mean by that?!

Like change of scenery or change of lover?!

Look, if a you want a man! I can be a man!

I have bigger balls than some a men!

I can be whatever you need a me to be you sexy bastardo!

Just tell me what you want!

Juicy Tomatoes Report | 01/22/2015 4:14 pm
Juicy Tomatoes
My poor marito :c


Itsa bene, but...Imma still worried about you.

Its not like a you to be this down.

Itsa okay, Imma here for you.

For better and for worse, si?


I love you, and I just want you to be happy.

~pauses~ love me too, right?
Juicy Tomatoes Report | 01/21/2015 7:49 pm
Juicy Tomatoes
~jumps into arms~

Che cosa?

What reasons are those? ~puffs out cheeks~ There's a story behind a this, and as your wife, I have the right to know.

Did something bad happen to you in one of those self-driving cars?

Or is it justa that you want a to feel your hands on the wheel and put a the pedal to the metal while Imma making you happy pants?
Juicy Tomatoes Report | 01/20/2015 3:26 pm
Juicy Tomatoes

You are my sexy bastardo! If anyone should a be saying they're not good for the other, itsa me!

Imma such a whiny b***h, si? And Imma so fat and not so sexy any more.

Sure, my breasts are nicer than they were before and they finally shrunk down to a size that doesn't hurta my back so much, but my a** is a so huge you can eat pasta off it!

~nods~ Si, one of those cars that can drive itself too! That a way we can spend some alone time in the back seat, if you get a my meaning. ~winks~
Juicy Tomatoes Report | 01/16/2015 6:28 pm
Juicy Tomatoes
Chigi...what a the hell is a matter with you?!

~puffs out cheeks~

Itsa the sex, si?

Imma not putting out enough for a you, is that it?

Itsa just...that time of the month...I think.

Imma not sure.

You usually keep me knocked up, so I don't remember what's it like anymore ^^;;;

~wraps arm around~

You're not having a midlife crisis, are you?

I know a guy who knows a guy who can hook a you up with a really fast car!
Juicy Tomatoes Report | 07/31/2014 2:36 pm
Juicy Tomatoes
~pounces~ You sexy bastardo! ~kisses~ I love a you soooooooo much!
Juicy Tomatoes Report | 07/18/2014 6:42 pm
Juicy Tomatoes
~nuzzles and holds~ You stupid idiota! I love a you! We have such a big family together! The only way Imma leaving you, is in a...well Imma not gonna say that cause I kinda still owe some shady people some money so letsa not give a them any ideas. ~kisses~ I love a you so much, Ivan! I would a never leave!
Juicy Tomatoes Report | 07/18/2014 6:37 pm
Juicy Tomatoes
Marito? What the hell is a wrong with you?! ~grabs~ You gotta me so worried you sexy bastardo!

About Russia (That is being me)

Name: Russian Federation

Human Name: Ivan Braginski

Gender: Male

Birthday: December 30th

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Violet

Height: 224 cm (6' 2.6")


The tallest of the Allies, as well as the tallest of all the nations together with Sweden, Russia wears a long, heavy tan coat, green pants, brown gloves, and a long tan or pink scarf. He has a round, childish face with a more prominent nose, and tends to carry around a bottle of vodka, a sunflower, or a faucet pipe. His hair is a light beige-blond, and his eyes are violet.

Personality and Interests

A large young man who is seemingly bighearted and innocent, but is in reality childishly cruel. He comes off as intimidating without even saying a word, his gentle smile and disposition only intensifying the aura of dread which seems to constantly hang over him. Russia was described as gentle and naive, and not malicious, but insane. Though he is capable of being incredibly cruel-minded, Russia himself is unaware of it. Whenever he thinks of either of his sisters he becomes very depressed. Russia ends many of his sentences with 'da', the Russian word for 'yes'.

He has been tormented since his childhood, having seen many tragedies and wars, which have cracked his mentality. General Winter haunts and attacks him every year, which has caused him to hate the cold. However, in the face of war, General Winter is his best ally. He dreams of one day living in a warm place surrounded by sunflowers.

When Russia is upset, he uses the chant "KolKolKol" to threaten and frighten others into submission.


Now about me~

I am a MAJOR supporter of:

Silk Road [Ancient RomexChina]
BTT [SpainxFrancexPrussia]

And many more


Attack On Titan
Blue Exorcist
Alot more s**t



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