Last Login: 11/19/2013 5:34 pm
Occupation: Artist/Photographer/Writer/Butt Kicker
*WARNING* This is not your average journal. My posts are very random and consist of only the weirdness stuff I've got to offer. If you were looking for a journal with in-depth thoughts and feeling you've come to the wrong Goat Milking Farm...
"I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying." - Daniel Tosh
"I got jury duty … and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate niggers'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love niggers." And who doesn't?" - Sarah Silverman