Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: are the reasons you have no food.
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"
Fake friends: never seen you cry. True friends: cry with you
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
Fake friends: know a few things about you. True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life.
Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
Fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. True friends: Will knock them the f**k out
Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this, just like I did XD
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
Okay the last one got dull and boring. Name's Dane Nerro for those who see me and I'm almost one of the most confusing, epic, or badass person on here. I'm an anime nerd I'll give it that but that won't stop me from being a video game b*****d. XD
Name's Ace and Dane on XBox Live.
I'm learning French and also making random a** shorts at school. This is only a scratch on the surface though. You truly want more info, pm me or post a comment.
Lately I've been slowly being consumed by a strange fandom, known as the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic....I dunno how it will end but know this....I will still keep my badass personality underneath my new form: Three Quarters Played.